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this is funny thanks stephie for email me this.. i laughed my ass off..... please read and forward........
>I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
>reasons:
>
>1- I do physical labor
>2- I work at great depths
>3- I plunge head first into everything I do
>4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
>5- I work in a damp environment
>6- I don't get paid overtime
>7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
>8- I work in high temperatures
>9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases
>
>Dear Penis,
>
>After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
>raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
>reasons:
>
>1- You cannot work 8 hours straight
>2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
>3- You
>rarely follow the orders of the management team
>4- You do not stay in your designated work area and are often seen
>visiting other locations
>5- You do not take initiative-you need to be pressured and stimulated
>in order to start working
>6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
>7- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
>wearing the correct protective gear
>8- You will retire well before you are 65
>9- You are unable to work double shifts
>10- More often than not, you leave your designated work area before
>you
>have completed the assigned task
>11- If the ten reasons listed above are not enough, you have been
seen
>constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious
>looking bags
>
>Sincerely, The Management