a worthy victim

Jan 08, 2009 17:20

If I ever write a murder mystery, the victim is going to be a queue jumper. Line cutter. Whatever you call it, it's the same despicable character. There are you are, having waited patiently in an abnormally long Safeway line to buy some pickles and Fresca, when the wind blows in this piece of trash--too much gold, a fake tan, and a black puffy coat ( Read more... )

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john_j_enright January 9 2009, 04:53:57 UTC
Thus do line cutters die - by cutting lines on their wrists.

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circumfession January 10 2009, 06:08:59 UTC
line cutters are even worse when they're in a car, and jumps into the exit lane well AFTER the lane veered off.

*grumbles*

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emilya January 11 2009, 10:09:40 UTC
I love this.

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