Fifty Shades of Dildo

[shanola22]

So, I have been trying to read Fifty Shades of Grey. Yes, I know it started off as a Twilight fic, but *everyone* was talking about it, so why not? I read Twilight and it was...well, not okay, but sort of flat, if that makes any sense. I think if I had been 13 when I read it I would have been in love. Actually, at 13, I was in love with Elric of

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[shrift]

WAIT A MINUTE!! I just saw this passage: "Anastasia, you were comatose. Necrophilia is not my thing. I like my women sentient and receptive."

Admittedly, I have not read this series, but allow me to translate: "Anastasia, you were comatose. Look at what a nice guy I was by not raping you. I deserve kudos for behaving like a decent human being. Also, I know big words like 'necrophilia'."

[nestra]

Try "pie" instead of "dildo." Or "pants." I think it might be even funnier.

[delle]

my coworkers, all of whom are my daughter's age or younger, were asking if I was going to read "50 Shades". I suspect it's because the media's been touting it as "Mommy porn" so they figure I must want to read it?

It was pretty funny to inform them that I understand it to be Twilight fanfic, and not very good Twilight fanfic at that, so I will not wasting my time. I'm not sure they know what fanfic is.....