Just for laughs......

[shaofy]

Real 911 Calls, believe it or  not

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What  is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what  sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on
the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm ! wearing a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the  police?
Dispatcher: This is 911.  Do you

Comments

[xxcut_deeperxx]

i found you on a random journal search and you seem cool would it be ok to add you to my friends list, and maybe you add me i know no one on lj so far.

[anonymous]

i bet you'd be way cooler if you had a NEW 20GB ipod, especially if it was FREEEEE!
My roommate just got his in the mail, and it's totally for real!
Check it out!

http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=14240923

[canyoufixme]

[queen_kristine]

Last one is priceless... priceless.

[compactdisc]

The last one made me laugh out loud too.