The host (My initial thoughts)
I have no idea about The host, aside from the fact that it's done by Meyer (which in of itself makes it spork worthy). All I know is that it's about worms taking over the earth and handsome people are involved. Also, Melanie Stryder = Stephanie Meyer, although I think nothing can top the self insert Mary Sue that is Ducky (aka Bella Swan). Still, I'm hoping for at least 1% of coolness among the badness. For example: Leah Clearwater in Twilight or Diego/Riley in Bree Tanner. Hey, I'm a positive person when push comes to shove and I have heard this is better than Twilight. So, who knows? Maybe Meyer will surprise me. So please, enjoy the ride as Miss Shaolina reads The host:
(Chapter 1)
(Chapter 1)