super junior; suck my blood will you?
Suck My Blood Will You?
Qmi (Zhou Mi/Kyuhyun), au, g/pg
Zhou Mi's a vampire. Enough said.
A/N: This was supposed to be a drabble but apparently, it turned out to be a short oneshot(~1800 words). It's AU and it's crack and it's fail!Crack.
”Zhou Mi!” Kyuhyun opens the door to his friend’s apartment and steps inside. The silence hits him. “Zhou Mi?” He calls out again and knots his eyebrows tightly together. “Zhou Mi?” Kyuhyun walks slowly into the small and dark apartment. Why is Zhou Mi’s door unlocked if he isn’t at home? And if he’s home, why is all the lights turned off? Then he hears something. A moan? Kyuhyun stops and listens carefully. Yes, he didn’t hear wrong the first time; a faint moan makes its way to his ears and the hair on his skin stand up. Who is that? Zhou Mi? Kyuhyun widens his dark orbs as he realizes that it indeed sounds like Zhou Mi. Another moan is suddenly heard, a more feminine and even fainter. Kyuhyun finds to his surprise that his feet are moving by themselves and soon he’s outside Zhou Mi’s bedroom - the place where the moans came from. He presses himself to the door and tries to hear what’s going on inside. He gets a moan as reply and backs away slightly. Huh, he thinks and frowns. Why did Zhou Mi invite me over if he’s having sex with a woman? And a thought hits him. Wait… He couldn’t be meaning… No. No no no. NO. Kyuhyun tries to push away the thought that Zhou Mi wanted them to have a threesome. He kind of fails miserably.Kyuhyun leans against the door and thinks deep. In his deep thoughts he doesn’t notice how his elbow hits the door handle. And suddenly he’s falling into the room.
“Uuuaahhh!” He screams and his back hits the floor with a thud. “Ow…That hurt…” He whines a bit and then looks up to the bed. And widens his eyes. There, on the big double bed why does he need a so big bed?, is Zhou Mi and a woman. The woman is in Zhou Mi’s arms and Zhou Mi’s lips are latched onto her neck. Kyuhyun can’t help but to stare a bit and notices how the woman isn’t moaning anymore. She’s not moving either. And she’s not…She’s not breathing? Kyuhyun quickly gets to his feet. Then his eyes land on Zhou Mi and he simply stares. And falls down to the floor again. Zhou Mi’s eyes are red and around his mouth are some red spots. Some red trails go from where Zhou Mi has his mouth and down the woman’s neck. Oh, so okay, Zhou Mi maybe wasn’t having sex with her after all.
“Z-Zhou Mi?” Kyuhyun stutters from his position on the floor. Zhou Mi turns his red eyes to look at him, no, stare at him. Kyuhyun shivers and suddenly feels very cold. They sit so for a few minutes before Zhou Mi finally lets go of the woman. Yep, Kyuhyun thinks as she drops heavily to the bed and her skin tone matches the white blanket in Zhou Mi’s bed. She’s dead. How he can be so calm about it now he really doesn’t understand. He should be panicking. He should be screaming on top of his lungs. He should do something, something besides sitting there and looking dumbly at the woman and then Zhou Mi.
“Um well…” Kyuhyun jerks and glances up at Zhou Mi. “I was not planning to let you see me do that. Not yet at least.” Zhou Mi sighs and blinks a couple of times. Then he closes his eyes for a few seconds and when he opens them again, they’re dark brown with only a hint of red in them. This is awkward. Kyuhyun thinks. Zhou Mi appears to be thinking the same thing.
“So…” The younger of them begins and Zhou Mi looks at him. “You…You’re a vampire?”
“Pretty much yeah.”
“Oh…Okay.”
“Okay?”
“What else should I say?”
“Well, you just found out that I am a vampire and you…You just say okay…?”
“I repeat: what else should I say?”
“I don’t know…Maybe scream and ran away or something.”
“Do you want me to?”
“No, of course not.”
“Then don’t complain.” Kyuhyun is calm. He’s so calm that it scares him.
“Oh.” Zhou Mi blinks a little. “Okay.” They sit in silence for a bit. Kyuhyun thinks and thinks. He wonders if he deep inside is very scared. He wonders when he will run away, screaming. He wonders how long Zhou Mi has lived. He wonders how it feels to get you blood sucked. He wonders if Zhou Mi is planning to suck his blood. He wonders if he wants Zhou Mi to. He wonders if he really has any saying in that matter.
“So you…prey on humans?” Kyuhyun asks dumbly and immediately wants to hit himself for being so stupid. But the silence is really eating him up so he has to say something.
“Eh…Yes.”
“Does…Does it taste good?” Zhou Mi stares at him.
“The blood? Well…Yes. But not everybody’s.”
“Oh…” Kyuhyun curses himself mentally at what he says next. “Do you think my blood tastes good?” Zhou Mi blinks at him and then looks down embarrassed.
“Well actually, it tastes fucking good.”
“Y-You…How…How do…What?” Kyuhyun stammers and looks in shock at Zhou Mi.
“I…I kinda tasted your blood a bit once when you were sleeping…”
“Y-Y-You did what?”
“Um…sucked your blood…?A bit…?” Zhou Mi doesn’t look at Kyuhyun. He seems to find the dead woman’s trousers very interesting.
“…” Kyuhyun swallows. And suddenly remembers. “Ah, so that was what the mystical ‘mosquito bite’ was? The kinda big one?”
“Yeah.”
Kyuhyun frowns. “Why did you do it when I was asleep?” Zhou Mi’s head shoots up and his eyebrows disappears under his black bangs.
“You..I..Um…What?”
“Why did you do it when I was asleep? Why not when I was awake?” Kyuhyun almost pouts. Inside his head he thinks that he must be having some really weird mood swings.
“…” Zhou Mi is at loss for words. “Excuse me?” Kyuhyun quickly gets up from the floor and shoves down the dead body from the bed and climbs up and sits next to Zhou Mi on the bed.
“Why haven’t you ever sucked my blood when I’m awake?” He’s completely serious. Whoa, he thinks. Who has taken over my mouth?
“I didn’t know you wanted me to?”
“But if I’d say I wanted you to, would you?”
“No. Never, Kui Xian.” Zhou Mi uses Kyuhyun’s nick name that only Zhou Mi uses. “Never.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m not sure I could stop.” He monitions at the dead woman at the floor. “You could become like her.”
“Obviously you could stop when you sucked my blood when I was asleep.”
“Well it’s different when sucking blood from an awake person. They response, some by trying to get out from my grip but some is like her and just moans and… I kinda… Have problems stopping after that. But a sleeping person doesn’t response in any way so it’s easier to stop.”
“Hmm…I don’t think you could kill me.”
“Wh…How…Why…What makes you think that?”
“I don’t know…” Kyuhyun says and moves closer to Zhou Mi and places one hand over Zhou Mi’s crotch where a bulge is forming and the other over Zhou Mi’s chest, where his heart is. “Maybe this.” He grasps Zhou Mi gently through his jeans and smirks when Zhou Mi gasps. Then he carefully moves his other hand up to Zhou Mi’s neck - he now has understood why he never had heard Zhou Mi’s heart beat - and caresses the pale skin there. Another gasps slips through Zhou Mi’s lips. Kyuhyun smiles innocently at Zhou Mi whose eyes are turning darker, redder.
“Y-You! How…How did you know?” Zhou Mi finds that it’s totally useless to pretend to not be attracted to the younger man.
“Hmm…I think I guessed when I heard you moan my name in the shower one day.”
“Why were you in my bathroom while I was showering?”
“I had forgotten my watch there when I had showered.” Kyuhyun simply says and shrugs. It had been a cold and rainy day and when they arrived to Zhou Mi’s apartment, they had been both wet and cold. “But that’s not the point.” Kyuhyun continues. “I really don’t think you would kill me.”
“You don’t know that.”
“Right.” Kyuhyun says. “But you can’t be sure that you will kill me either.” To that, Zhou Mi says nothing. “So…” Kyuhyun moves even closer to Zhou Mi and sneaks his arms around Zhou Mi’s slim waist. “Wanna try?”
“What?!” Zhou Mi cries and would have jumped if Kyuhyun’s arms weren’t keeping him in place.
“I said…”
“I heard what you said!” Zhou Mi snaps. “But what did you mean?”
“Exactly what I said. Do you want to try sucking my blood?” He looks up almost beggingly at Zhou Mi who tries to break free from Kyuhyun’s arms. But Kyuhyun is surprisingly strong. “Do you?”
“…Yes…I want to suck your blood but that doesn’t mean I am going to!”
“Why not?” Kyuhyun pouts.
“Because.”
“Why?” “Because.”
“You’re so mean.” Zhou Mi’s eyes widens and he stares in shock at Kyuhyun.
“I’m mean? Because I don’t want to suck your blood?”
“Yep.”
“Oh good Satan.”
“What?” “Nothing.” They continue like that, Kyuhyun begging Zhou Mi to suck his blood and Zhou Mi refusing to. Until Zhou Mi gives up.
“Okay, fine…But just a little bit.”
“Yay!" Kyuhyun immediately climbs into Zhou Mi’s lap and tilts his head to the side, exposing his long neck. Zhou Mi drags a shaking breath before carefully latching his cold lips onto the exposed skin. Kyuhyun starts to panic; he hadn’t really meant what he said when he had begged Zhou Mi to suck his blood. He had just thought it would be fun to teas the older man a bit. It had all been a joke and now, Zhou Mi was going to suck his blood. But before he can pull free, he feels something sharp scratch at his skin and then… It feels good. It feels so good. “Aah.” He moans and faintly hears how Zhou Mi growls a bit. “Oh my god,” He breathes shakily and closes his eyes. He can feel how Zhou Mi sucks out his blood and the only thing he can think of is that it feels so good. It doesn’t resemble anything that he had ever experienced before and I want to do this again. he manages to think before Zhou Mi pulls away and wipes his mouth with the backside of his hand.
“Aah! I’m so sorry, Kui Xian!” Kyuhyun is a bit dazed. He’s still in his blissful world. Then Zhou Mi’s scream pulls him into reality again. He blinks.
“Why did you stop?”
“I would have killed you otherwise!”
“Huh…I liked it.”
“What?” Zhou Mi screeches.
"I liked it.” Kyuhyun states calmly again and looks straight into Zhou Mi’s red eyes. “Did it taste good?” Zhou Mi nods.
“Better than I remembered.”
“Good, then you won’t complain to doing it again, will you?” Kyuhyun smiles and Zhou Mi chokes.
The End
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Qmi (Zhou Mi/Kyuhyun), au, g/pg
Zhou Mi's a vampire. Enough said.
A/N: This was supposed to be a drabble but apparently, it turned out to be a short oneshot(~1800 words). It's AU and it's crack and it's fail!Crack.
”Zhou Mi!” Kyuhyun opens the door to his friend’s apartment and steps inside. The silence hits him. “Zhou Mi?” He calls out again and knots his eyebrows tightly together. “Zhou Mi?” Kyuhyun walks slowly into the small and dark apartment. Why is Zhou Mi’s door unlocked if he isn’t at home? And if he’s home, why is all the lights turned off? Then he hears something. A moan? Kyuhyun stops and listens carefully. Yes, he didn’t hear wrong the first time; a faint moan makes its way to his ears and the hair on his skin stand up. Who is that? Zhou Mi? Kyuhyun widens his dark orbs as he realizes that it indeed sounds like Zhou Mi. Another moan is suddenly heard, a more feminine and even fainter. Kyuhyun finds to his surprise that his feet are moving by themselves and soon he’s outside Zhou Mi’s bedroom - the place where the moans came from. He presses himself to the door and tries to hear what’s going on inside. He gets a moan as reply and backs away slightly. Huh, he thinks and frowns. Why did Zhou Mi invite me over if he’s having sex with a woman? And a thought hits him. Wait… He couldn’t be meaning… No. No no no. NO. Kyuhyun tries to push away the thought that Zhou Mi wanted them to have a threesome. He kind of fails miserably.Kyuhyun leans against the door and thinks deep. In his deep thoughts he doesn’t notice how his elbow hits the door handle. And suddenly he’s falling into the room.
“Uuuaahhh!” He screams and his back hits the floor with a thud. “Ow…That hurt…” He whines a bit and then looks up to the bed. And widens his eyes. There, on the big double bed why does he need a so big bed?, is Zhou Mi and a woman. The woman is in Zhou Mi’s arms and Zhou Mi’s lips are latched onto her neck. Kyuhyun can’t help but to stare a bit and notices how the woman isn’t moaning anymore. She’s not moving either. And she’s not…She’s not breathing? Kyuhyun quickly gets to his feet. Then his eyes land on Zhou Mi and he simply stares. And falls down to the floor again. Zhou Mi’s eyes are red and around his mouth are some red spots. Some red trails go from where Zhou Mi has his mouth and down the woman’s neck. Oh, so okay, Zhou Mi maybe wasn’t having sex with her after all.
“Z-Zhou Mi?” Kyuhyun stutters from his position on the floor. Zhou Mi turns his red eyes to look at him, no, stare at him. Kyuhyun shivers and suddenly feels very cold. They sit so for a few minutes before Zhou Mi finally lets go of the woman. Yep, Kyuhyun thinks as she drops heavily to the bed and her skin tone matches the white blanket in Zhou Mi’s bed. She’s dead. How he can be so calm about it now he really doesn’t understand. He should be panicking. He should be screaming on top of his lungs. He should do something, something besides sitting there and looking dumbly at the woman and then Zhou Mi.
“Um well…” Kyuhyun jerks and glances up at Zhou Mi. “I was not planning to let you see me do that. Not yet at least.” Zhou Mi sighs and blinks a couple of times. Then he closes his eyes for a few seconds and when he opens them again, they’re dark brown with only a hint of red in them. This is awkward. Kyuhyun thinks. Zhou Mi appears to be thinking the same thing.
“So…” The younger of them begins and Zhou Mi looks at him. “You…You’re a vampire?”
“Pretty much yeah.”
“Oh…Okay.”
“Okay?”
“What else should I say?”
“Well, you just found out that I am a vampire and you…You just say okay…?”
“I repeat: what else should I say?”
“I don’t know…Maybe scream and ran away or something.”
“Do you want me to?”
“No, of course not.”
“Then don’t complain.” Kyuhyun is calm. He’s so calm that it scares him.
“Oh.” Zhou Mi blinks a little. “Okay.” They sit in silence for a bit. Kyuhyun thinks and thinks. He wonders if he deep inside is very scared. He wonders when he will run away, screaming. He wonders how long Zhou Mi has lived. He wonders how it feels to get you blood sucked. He wonders if Zhou Mi is planning to suck his blood. He wonders if he wants Zhou Mi to. He wonders if he really has any saying in that matter.
“So you…prey on humans?” Kyuhyun asks dumbly and immediately wants to hit himself for being so stupid. But the silence is really eating him up so he has to say something.
“Eh…Yes.”
“Does…Does it taste good?” Zhou Mi stares at him.
“The blood? Well…Yes. But not everybody’s.”
“Oh…” Kyuhyun curses himself mentally at what he says next. “Do you think my blood tastes good?” Zhou Mi blinks at him and then looks down embarrassed.
“Well actually, it tastes fucking good.”
“Y-You…How…How do…What?” Kyuhyun stammers and looks in shock at Zhou Mi.
“I…I kinda tasted your blood a bit once when you were sleeping…”
“Y-Y-You did what?”
“Um…sucked your blood…?A bit…?” Zhou Mi doesn’t look at Kyuhyun. He seems to find the dead woman’s trousers very interesting.
“…” Kyuhyun swallows. And suddenly remembers. “Ah, so that was what the mystical ‘mosquito bite’ was? The kinda big one?”
“Yeah.”
Kyuhyun frowns. “Why did you do it when I was asleep?” Zhou Mi’s head shoots up and his eyebrows disappears under his black bangs.
“You..I..Um…What?”
“Why did you do it when I was asleep? Why not when I was awake?” Kyuhyun almost pouts. Inside his head he thinks that he must be having some really weird mood swings.
“…” Zhou Mi is at loss for words. “Excuse me?” Kyuhyun quickly gets up from the floor and shoves down the dead body from the bed and climbs up and sits next to Zhou Mi on the bed.
“Why haven’t you ever sucked my blood when I’m awake?” He’s completely serious. Whoa, he thinks. Who has taken over my mouth?
“I didn’t know you wanted me to?”
“But if I’d say I wanted you to, would you?”
“No. Never, Kui Xian.” Zhou Mi uses Kyuhyun’s nick name that only Zhou Mi uses. “Never.”
“Why not?”
“Because I’m not sure I could stop.” He monitions at the dead woman at the floor. “You could become like her.”
“Obviously you could stop when you sucked my blood when I was asleep.”
“Well it’s different when sucking blood from an awake person. They response, some by trying to get out from my grip but some is like her and just moans and… I kinda… Have problems stopping after that. But a sleeping person doesn’t response in any way so it’s easier to stop.”
“Hmm…I don’t think you could kill me.”
“Wh…How…Why…What makes you think that?”
“I don’t know…” Kyuhyun says and moves closer to Zhou Mi and places one hand over Zhou Mi’s crotch where a bulge is forming and the other over Zhou Mi’s chest, where his heart is. “Maybe this.” He grasps Zhou Mi gently through his jeans and smirks when Zhou Mi gasps. Then he carefully moves his other hand up to Zhou Mi’s neck - he now has understood why he never had heard Zhou Mi’s heart beat - and caresses the pale skin there. Another gasps slips through Zhou Mi’s lips. Kyuhyun smiles innocently at Zhou Mi whose eyes are turning darker, redder.
“Y-You! How…How did you know?” Zhou Mi finds that it’s totally useless to pretend to not be attracted to the younger man.
“Hmm…I think I guessed when I heard you moan my name in the shower one day.”
“Why were you in my bathroom while I was showering?”
“I had forgotten my watch there when I had showered.” Kyuhyun simply says and shrugs. It had been a cold and rainy day and when they arrived to Zhou Mi’s apartment, they had been both wet and cold. “But that’s not the point.” Kyuhyun continues. “I really don’t think you would kill me.”
“You don’t know that.”
“Right.” Kyuhyun says. “But you can’t be sure that you will kill me either.” To that, Zhou Mi says nothing. “So…” Kyuhyun moves even closer to Zhou Mi and sneaks his arms around Zhou Mi’s slim waist. “Wanna try?”
“What?!” Zhou Mi cries and would have jumped if Kyuhyun’s arms weren’t keeping him in place.
“I said…”
“I heard what you said!” Zhou Mi snaps. “But what did you mean?”
“Exactly what I said. Do you want to try sucking my blood?” He looks up almost beggingly at Zhou Mi who tries to break free from Kyuhyun’s arms. But Kyuhyun is surprisingly strong. “Do you?”
“…Yes…I want to suck your blood but that doesn’t mean I am going to!”
“Why not?” Kyuhyun pouts.
“Because.”
“Why?” “Because.”
“You’re so mean.” Zhou Mi’s eyes widens and he stares in shock at Kyuhyun.
“I’m mean? Because I don’t want to suck your blood?”
“Yep.”
“Oh good Satan.”
“What?” “Nothing.” They continue like that, Kyuhyun begging Zhou Mi to suck his blood and Zhou Mi refusing to. Until Zhou Mi gives up.
“Okay, fine…But just a little bit.”
“Yay!" Kyuhyun immediately climbs into Zhou Mi’s lap and tilts his head to the side, exposing his long neck. Zhou Mi drags a shaking breath before carefully latching his cold lips onto the exposed skin. Kyuhyun starts to panic; he hadn’t really meant what he said when he had begged Zhou Mi to suck his blood. He had just thought it would be fun to teas the older man a bit. It had all been a joke and now, Zhou Mi was going to suck his blood. But before he can pull free, he feels something sharp scratch at his skin and then… It feels good. It feels so good. “Aah.” He moans and faintly hears how Zhou Mi growls a bit. “Oh my god,” He breathes shakily and closes his eyes. He can feel how Zhou Mi sucks out his blood and the only thing he can think of is that it feels so good. It doesn’t resemble anything that he had ever experienced before and I want to do this again. he manages to think before Zhou Mi pulls away and wipes his mouth with the backside of his hand.
“Aah! I’m so sorry, Kui Xian!” Kyuhyun is a bit dazed. He’s still in his blissful world. Then Zhou Mi’s scream pulls him into reality again. He blinks.
“Why did you stop?”
“I would have killed you otherwise!”
“Huh…I liked it.”
“What?” Zhou Mi screeches.
"I liked it.” Kyuhyun states calmly again and looks straight into Zhou Mi’s red eyes. “Did it taste good?” Zhou Mi nods.
“Better than I remembered.”
“Good, then you won’t complain to doing it again, will you?” Kyuhyun smiles and Zhou Mi chokes.
The End
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