super junior; the present to the 26 year old i
The present to the 26 year old 1/5
Kangteuk (Kangin/Eeteuk), various pairings, au, strong pg-13
Eeteuk doesn’t want to turn 26; he thinks it’s old. And then, on his 26th birthday, he gets a present form his friends.
A/N: Okay, so this is my bday fic for Eeteuk~ In the beginning I thought I should do it like a parody of Zettai Kareshi (aka Absolute Boyfriend, the Japanese drama/manga) but then I didn’t want it to be such a tear jerker in the end so I made Kangin to be a real human instead of a robot.
Eeteuk was 25 years old. He worked in a company which came up with new pastries. He was quite good-looking and cute, but mostly he was kind and caring. He lived in a small apartment but it was big enough for him. He had good friends and his parents were in good health. He lived a good life. But he had one problem; he had no girlfriend. Okay, so Eeteuk was also gay, so it’d be weird if he would have a girlfriend. But he didn’t have a boyfriend either. For the past three years he had been single, since his fourth boyfriend dumped him. He had gotten quite hurt when his boyfriend dumped him and first tried to go back to being straight, as he had been the first 20 years of his life, but he couldn’t do it. He simply couldn’t. So he was stuck with being gay and without a boyfriend. And he managed it. Quite well actually. That is, until everybody in his company started getting boyfriends or girlfriends and soon he was among the small group of employees who didn’t have a girlfriend or a boyfriend. The others who shared his misfortune were Sungmin, Shindong and the boss’s son of the company - Yesung. It was the day before Eeteuk’s 26th birthday, and he felt very old.
“I can’t believe I’m soon 26!” He wailed and collapsed over the table where they were eating lunch.
“That’s not so old,” Han Geng said and threw a meaningful look at Heechul who was sitting on the seat next to him.
“That’s right!” Heechul exclaimed. “I’m soon 26 too and I haven’t lost any of my ability in bed, right Hannie?” Han Geng blushed and Sungmin groaned.
“Shut up, Heechul, can’t you see that Shindong’s trying to eat?” Shindong nodded, his mouth full of food and gave Heechul a firm stare.
“Be more respectful to your hyung, Sungmin.” Heechul said and then shook his head. “Just because you don’t have a girlfriend, doesn’t mean that I can’t talk about what I do with my boyfriend.”
“Uh, Heechul,” Kyuhyun said and put down his food on the table on sat down. “Sungmin has a point, we don’t need the details of your and Han Geng’s sex-life.”
“That’s right,” Eunhyuk chimed in, “because we know enough about it already, I mean, can’t you guys be a little more silent? It’s fine, Han Geng, if you like what Heechul does with his tongue and all, and Heechul, it’s fine if you want Han Geng to go harder and do more, but please, don’t fucking shout it, if you’re doing it in a toilet or an empty office room.” Han Geng blushed again and buried his head in his arms. Heechul just smirked.
“So, you’ve been listening, huh? I didn’t think you were that perverted, Eunhyuk.”
“Hyung,” Eunhyuk said and smiled at Junsu as Junsu sat down next to him. “It’s hard to not hear it and believe me; I don’t want to hear it.”Junsu looked at his boyfriend and then at Heechul and back to Eunhyuk.
“What are we talking about?”
“We’re talking about how Heechul and Han Geng should be quieter when they’re having sex.” Zhou Mi explained to Junsu and gave Kyuhyun a peck on the cheek.
“Oh,” Junsu said and turned to Heechul. “Yes hyung, you should be quieter, I think Changmin was in chock for a whole week once when you two had had a particularly loud session.”
“Pfft, Changmin should just grow up.” Heechul said in a bored tone.
“Believe me, I thought he had grown up already after he saw Jaejoong and Yunho having sex once, by accident of course, and then went to Yoochun to ask what they really had been doing, and he showed Changmin…” Junsu trailed off for a bit, eyes a bit dazed, and then he snapped back with a jerk. “Anyway, you two really scared him.”
“Hah, I take that as a compliment.”
“What does Heechul take as a compliment?” Donghae asked and sank down on a chair, pulling Kibum down to the chair next to him.
“He scared Changmin.” Kyuhyun explained and Kibum frowned.
“How?” He asked.
“He and Han Geng were having some really loud sex.” Zhou Mi said simply.
“Oh, I see, well it was time that he got scared, I guess.” Donghae said and started eating.
“What?” Ryeowook asked, honestly perplexed.
“I mean,” Donghae elaborated, “he’s so young-“
“Hey!” Kyuhyun exclaimed, “He’s as young as I!”
“He’s so young,” Donghae continued, ignoring Kyuhyun, “and seriously, he hasn’t yet learnt the pleasure behind some good ol’ gay sex.”
“Who?” Jaejoong asked and sat down on a chair. Yunho followed suit and sat down next to him.
“Changmin,” Shindong said, some crumbs flying on Heechul who, with a disgusted grimace, brushed them off - onto Han Geng who brushed them off onto Shindong. Jaejoong burst into laughter and Yunho grinned.
“What?” Donghae exclaimed.
“Changmin is so not innocent or anything, and he has learnt the pleasure behind some ‘good ol’ gay sex’.” Jaejoong said when he could breathe again. “He just got shocked of some reason when he heard Heechul and Hannie doing it. Maybe he didn’t know that Han Geng really was that type of a man.” Jaejoong waggled his eyebrows at Han Geng who, once again, blushed tomato red.
“Stop blushing!” Heechul snarled and hit him on the arm. “You’re not a little girl.”
“No, I’m not, because you are, noona.” Han Geng snarled back and Heechul raised an eyebrow.
“You’re so making up for that later.” Han Geng raised an eyebrow and so they stared at each other in completely silence before Han Geng gave up.
“Fine, I’ll make up for it,” He said, defeated, and turned away his stare. Heechul grinned victoriously.
“I knew you would give up~” He purred and caressed Han Geng’s arm.
“Heechul! You can’t have sex here!” Sungmin exclaimed and threw Heechul an angry glare.
“Who said anything about doing it here?” Heechul looked around in the room and smirked. Then he stood up and pulled Han Geng with him. “Come Hannie~ Oh, just to make sure, nobody needs to use the toilet for, I’d say, a half hour? Okay, good, see ya.” And he marched away, Han Geng’s arms in a firm grip. The Chinese man threw the rest an apologetic look and waved a little.
“God,” Zhou Mi said and shook his head in dismay. “Not even I am like that.” Kyuhyun looked with a raised eyebrow at his boyfriend and a disbelieving look on his face. “What? I am not!” Kyuhyun rolled his eyes and turned to Ryeowook.
“I’m turning 26 tomorrow and nobody cares!” Eeteuk screamed and everybody looked at him.
“Okay, calm down, Teukie.” Kibum said.
“Shut up!” Eeteuk snarled. “I’m turning fucking 26 tomorrow and nobody cares! I’m getting old, and nobody cares! I hate you all!” Henry’s bottom lip quivered and Ryeowook put his arms around him.
“He doesn’t mean you, Henry,” he said, trying to comfort his lover.
Eeteuk snarled, “I do mean him too!” and Ryeowook put both his hands over Henry’s ears. “Take your fucking hands from his ears, he’s not a fucking baby!” Kyuhyun, Donghae, Kibum, Jaejoong, Zhou Mi, Sungmin, Eunhyuk and Junsu all frowned. Shindong and Yunho were busy eating.
“Eeteuk,” Kyuhyun started slowly, “please calm down a bit now. You can’t scream in the office.”
“Please,” Donghae added and Sungmin put on his puppy eyes.
“…” said Eeteuk and sighed. “I’m sorry. I…I just…I’m turning 26 tomorrow.”
“You’re not old,” Shindong said suddenly and Sungmin eagerly bopped his head up and down. Jaejoong stood up, walked over to Eeteuk and pulled him into a hug.
“There, there,” he said silently, “no need to cry, Teukie.” Because tears had started rolling down the older man’s cheeks.
“I just…I don’t want to turn 26,” he wailed and buried his head into Jaejoong’s shoulder.
“Isn’t he supposed to become like this when he’s turning 30?” Zhou Mi whispered to Donghae who nodded.
“Yes,” he whispered back, “but he’s always been a little special so…”
“Eeteuk,” Kyuhyun said when Jaejoong had gone back to his seat next to Yunho. “Is this because you don’t have a boyfriend?”
“No! I mean, yes, no…I don’t know.” Eeteuk said sadly and wiped his eyes with the back of his hand.
“Well, that’s no problem,” Kibum said calmly.
“Huh?” Eeteuk turned to Kibum.
“Just get a boyfriend and problem solved.”
“Kibum!” Donghae hissed, “be a bit more nice to Eeteuk, will you.”
“If it only would be that easy…” Eeteuk said bitterly and sighed. “Nobody wants me, I’m so ugly and everything.”
“Hey, you’re not ugly!” Henry exclaimed and looked at Eeteuk with honest eyes. “I think you’re really good-looking.” Ryeowook frowned ever so slightly but then turned to Eeteuk and aired his agreement with Henry.
“Thanks, you both, but apparently not many thinks so.” Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi exchanged glances and nodded slightly. Then they both stood up and walked over to Eeteuk.
“Hey, what are you-“Eeteuk started before Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi attacked him and started tickling him mercilessly.
“You’re not ugly.” Zhou Mi said. “You’re not ugly and we won’t stop until you agree with us!” Kyuhyun said and grinned as Eeteuk twisted and laughed as they tickled him.
“Ahahah! Fine, fine, I give up!” He at last surrendered. “I’m not ugly.”
“Good, now you get it.” Kyuhyun grinned at him and pulled away, Zhou Mi copied him.
“And about your birthday,” Sungmin chipped in. “Don’t worry, it’ll surely be really good, so don’t worry. And what is the big deal about being one year older, really? 26 is not old, Teukie.”
Eeteuk looked down. “I just don’t like turning older.”
“Don’t worry,” Donghae said. “We’ll make sure that being 26 is just as fun as being 25 has been for you~”
“You mean you will continue tricking me just to test my reactions?”
“Yup.” Donghae said and smiled.
“If you do that again I promise you I will kill you with my own hands.” Eeteuk threatened and Donghae gulped at the look in Eeteuk’s eyes that promised Donghae that he would do it.
“K-Kibum.” He took a firm hold of Kibum’s arm and shoved him a bit in front of him. Kibum chuckled.
“Own fault, Hae, totally your own fault.”
“And you’re supposed to be my boyfriend.” Donghae whined. “What is the point for you to go boxing and working out all the time if you won’t protect me?” Kibum raised an eyebrow at his boyfriend and pulled up his shirtsleeve a bit, reveling perfect sculpted muscles and Donghae gulped again.
“Okay, good point.” He breathed and leaned forward a bit, hand outstretched, but Kibum rolled down the sleeve and shifted just slightly so Donghae’s hand landed on his leg instead and Donghae pouted. “What’s the point with your muscles if I can’t even touch and kiss them?” He whined and Kibum chuckled again.
“Later, Hae, later.” Donghae’s eyes lit up a bit at that and he smiled.
“You better keep that promise.”
“Okay, stop!” Eeteuk wailed and Donghae looked at him, cocking his head slightly to the left. “Stop. Just. Stop. Don’t rub it in my face that I don’t have a boyfriend, okay?!”
“Hah!” Junsu exclaimed. “That’s where your problem is!” Eunhyuk looked at him like he was crazy and leaned forward to whisper in his ear. “Well, duh. Did you really first now get it? God, you’re stupid.” Junsu’s ears turned red and he started stuttering - if it was because of what Eunhyuk had told him or because Eunhyuk had been whispering and breathing at his ear, was unclear. Eeteuk frowned. Yunho looked up at him and cocked his head to the side.
“I could date you, if you want.” Jaejoong stared at him with wide eyes, so did Eeteuk and the rest just stared at him with mouths hanging open.
“What?!” Eeteuk and Jaejoong spoke in sync, but Eeteuk wailed and Jaejoong screamed.
“But I can’t, because I’m dating Jaejoong. But if I hadn’t been, then I could perhaps date you.” Yunho said simply and continued on his food. Jaejoong hit him hard on the arm.
“Fuck you, Yunho! Don’t you ever dare to say that again!” Jaejoong screamed and hit him on the arm again; Yunho winced in pain and at the loud voice.
“I agree with Jae, fuck you Yunho. I don’t need your pity!” Eeteuk spat and looked like he wanted to hit Yunho so hard he would fly through the wall. Donghae giggled and Kibum frowned disapprovingly at him.
“Hey, what’s happening?” Heechul sashayed into the room, Han Geng following right behind him.
“Oh great, the princess is here.” Kyuhyun said sarcastically and Heechul popped up his middle finger.
“Heechul, sit down.” Han Geng said firmly and pulled down Heechul onto his old chair.
“Ooh, the submissive Hannie dares to take a tone.” Sungmin teased and Han Geng shot him an angry glare.
“Ouch ouch, careful, stupid!” Heechul winced as his bottom hit the chair with a thud. He grimaced.
“Looks like someone got thoroughly fucked,” Yunho stated and smiled at Heechul when he turned to glare at him.
“Hey, how come we didn’t hear you guys?” Eunhyuk asked.
“Hah, I knew it! You were so listening to us all those times!” Heechul exclaimed triumphantly. Eunhyuk rolled his eyes; Junsu leaned in to whisper in his boyfriend’s ear. “Were you? I mean, were you listening?” Eunhyuk just smacked him on the arm.
“Well, what the heck did you do? To get so quiet, I mean.”
“We simply went to the company’s on the other side of the road toilet.” Heechul said and looked very pleased with himself.
“You mean you weren’t having sex in this toilet?” Henry wailed. Heechul nodded. “Aaw man, thanks for telling now!” And he rushed away. Everybody turned to look at Ryeowook.
“I think he needed to go pee this whole time.” Ryeowook explained and Heechul snickered.
“Oh damn you all,” Eeteuk exclaimed and pushed his chair backwards and stood up. “I’ll go back to work. Thanks for helping.” He started walking away and then threw a glance over his shoulder. “Not.” He added and disappeared behind a corner.
“What’s up with him?” Heechul asked. Donghae shrugged.
“He’s PMS-ing, that’s what I think.” Zhou Mi said and nodded. Kyuhyun stared at him. “What?”
“And you don’t PMS at all?”
“No, Kui Xian, that’s you.”
The first thing Eeteuk thought when he woke up was: Great, I’m 26, and Fuck god, why? He wasn’t so happy about finally becoming 26, despite everything the others told him. He was old, he thought. Old, old, old. He groaned as he sat up and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. Then he slid his feet over the edge and stood up. His first instinct had been to simply stay in bed the whole day, but he couldn’t. He had work and he had principles. Never skip work except when sick, was one of them. As far as he could tell, he wasn’t sick in anyway. Maybe sick of his birthday already but nothing else. So Eeteuk had to make breakfast; he had to put clothes on; he had to try to get his hair fixed to normal again. He had to. And he did. And when the loud shrill of the phone was heard, he was happy to get distracted a bit. A thought he quickly regretted as Zhou Mi’s happy voice flooded into his ear.
“Happy birthday!”
“… Hmpf,” said Eeteuk.
“It’s a nice day today, so we’ve decided to let you take the day off~”
“What?!” Eeteuk screeched.
“We’ve already spoken to the boss and he’s give you the day off.” Zhou Mi sounded very happy and satisfied.
“Zhou Mi, let me talk with someone else.” A few seconds later Kyuhyun’s voice was heard in the phone.
“Hi Teukie, happy birthday.” He said and Eeteuk grunted.
“What’s the meaning of Zhou Mi’s words?”
“Oh, that. Yes, well, we’ve spoken to the boss and he has given you the day off.”
“Why?”
“Because it’s your birthday, of course.”
“But I don’t want the day off.”
“Take it like this, now you have a whole day to relax.”
“But…”
“No buts. Stay home, and if you dare try to come to the office, I swear I will personally follow you home again, and lock you in. Understood?”
“…Fine fine…And I’m the hyung.”
“Just relax today, Eeteuk. And enjoy your present~” With that, he ended the call and Eeteuk stared at the silent phone in his hand. Enjoy your present…What does he mean? He asked himself but then decided to ignore it and put down the phone. After an hour, the birthday boy had received calls from his family and he had promised them to come and eat birthday cake the next day. He had also received several calls from his friends, and everybody kept telling him ‘to enjoy his present’. By now, Eeteuk was quite disturbed at that, because he had no idea what the present was. The door bell rang. Eeteuk knotted his eyebrows and wondered who it might could be. Then he decided to just go open the door and see. Outside the door were a post man and a large box.
“Uh, are you…” The post man squinted at his paper. “Teukie hyung?”
“Uh, yes, that’s me.”
“Okay, good. Well, here you go,” He pointed at the box, “that’s yours, just fill out your name here.”
“Eh, okay.” He wrote his name where the post man told him to and the stranger took his leave after bowing slightly at him. Eeteuk looked at the large box. Then shook his head and started pulling it inside his apartment. When he had finally gotten the box inside his apartment, into his living room, he just stood and looked at it for a couple of minutes. What can that be? he wondered. Might be best if I open it. He went into his kitchen to fetch a scissor to be able to open the box. The tape was quite easy to remove with the help of the scissor and soon he was able to open the box. What he saw inside the box made him emit a loud shriek. There inside the box, lay a man. His hands were tied together. He was curled into a ball and he looked like he was sleeping. Eeteuk poked him carefully and shuddered when he saw that it indeed was a real living man. The man’s eyelashes fluttered a bit and then he opened his eyes and stared straight into Eeteuk’s brown eyes. Eeteuk shrieked again and the man’s eyes widened. A moment or two went by. Then…
“Uhh…” The man said.
“Uhh…” Eeteuk said.
“I’m Kangin.” the man in the box said and shifted so he was sitting up. His dark hair was tousled and he had a red mark on his cheek from when he had had his head on the bottom of the box.
“I-I’m Eeteuk.” Eeteuk stuttered. ”Why…Why are you here?”
“I’m…Oh, right, there was a letter for you. “The man looked down and Eeteuk realized that the letter was on the bottom of the box. After a minute of silence went by, Eeteuk realized that the man couldn’t pick up the letter, so he reached inside the box. And his hand brushed past a bare, smooth thigh.
“Sorry,” he mumbled and blushed. It was only than that he realized the man didn’t wear any other clothes beside’s a pair of boxer shorts and a tight tank top. He pulled out his hand as he found the envelope and looked at it. To Teukie hyung it said. He pulled out the letter from the envelope and started reading the short message.
Hi Teukie hyung! Happy birthday! This is your birthday present from us~ The man’s name is Kangin; he’s really nice and just take a look at his body - yum. Enjoy! He’s yours for the whole day and if you want him to stay, then ask and he’ll maybe stay with you~ No, he’s not a whore. And yes, he’s a real human. Best wishes, Your friends’
Eeteuk’s eyes threatened to pop out and he stared at the letter, then at the man - Kangin - and back to the letter. So this was what they had meant. He didn’t doubt a second that this all was Heechul’s idea.
“Um…” He started. “This is embarrassing…”
“Why?” Kangin asked.
“You-You’re kinda my birthday present…?”
“Oh, that, yeah. I’m aware of that.”
“What…How…Why? Why did you agree to it?”
“They said you were looking for a boyfriend and that you were really pretty - which is true - and, I’m looking for a boyfriend too.” Kangin said with a shrug. Eeteuk’s jaw fell to the floor.
“They said what?” He almost shrieked. “Oh my god! I can’t believe them!”
“Is it not true?” Kangin asked with a frown.
“No, no. That’s not it.”
“So what’s the problem?”
“The problem is…”Eeteuk had to take a deep breath. “The problem is that they like, paired me up with someone. I don’t like that!”
“But…” The other man pouted and Eeteuk thought he looked very cute doing that. “I’m not that bad. I have muscles, I like being romantic, I like walking, I can protect people very good and I’m willing to try this. If you want.” Eeteuk thought that this man was the cutest things he had ever met, not counting Henry of course.
“But, how can you be so sure I’m a good boy?” Kangin blinked at him.
“Are you a bad boy?”
“Well…No, but…”
“So, what’s the problem?” Now it was Eeteuk’s turn to blink. “Could you perhaps untie me while you’re thinking?”
“Oh, sorry, I forgot.” Eeteuk stuttered and reach forward to Kangin’s outstretched and tied hands. But Kangin, when Eeteuk had a hold of his hands, pulled Eeteuk closer to him and… Their lips met. It was a sweet and innocent kiss and Eeteuk blushed. Kangin’s lips were very soft
. “Sorry,” Kangin said, not looking like he was sorry at all, “I just wanted to kiss you.”
“Uhh…” Eeteuk realized he still had a hold of Kangin’s hands and pulled away them. But Kangin had also a hold of his hands so he couldn’t pull away. “Kangin?”
“Why so eager to pull away?” Kangin asked and leaned forward so that the box tipped, and fell, and he fell on top of Eeteuk, their faces merely a few centimeters apart. He pinned Eeteuk’s hands above his head and leaned even further in, their lips now merely millimeters apart. Eeteuk could feel the other man’ soft breaths on his lips. Ah, screw it, he thought and kissed Kangin, Kangin kissed eagerly back. Maybe he’d regret it later, but all he cared about now was Kangin’s warm body on top of his and Kangin’s soft lips on his. Way to start being 26, he briefly thought and then moaned as Kangin’s tongue met his.
To Be Continued
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Kangteuk (Kangin/Eeteuk), various pairings, au, strong pg-13
Eeteuk doesn’t want to turn 26; he thinks it’s old. And then, on his 26th birthday, he gets a present form his friends.
A/N: Okay, so this is my bday fic for Eeteuk~ In the beginning I thought I should do it like a parody of Zettai Kareshi (aka Absolute Boyfriend, the Japanese drama/manga) but then I didn’t want it to be such a tear jerker in the end so I made Kangin to be a real human instead of a robot.
Eeteuk was 25 years old. He worked in a company which came up with new pastries. He was quite good-looking and cute, but mostly he was kind and caring. He lived in a small apartment but it was big enough for him. He had good friends and his parents were in good health. He lived a good life. But he had one problem; he had no girlfriend. Okay, so Eeteuk was also gay, so it’d be weird if he would have a girlfriend. But he didn’t have a boyfriend either. For the past three years he had been single, since his fourth boyfriend dumped him. He had gotten quite hurt when his boyfriend dumped him and first tried to go back to being straight, as he had been the first 20 years of his life, but he couldn’t do it. He simply couldn’t. So he was stuck with being gay and without a boyfriend. And he managed it. Quite well actually. That is, until everybody in his company started getting boyfriends or girlfriends and soon he was among the small group of employees who didn’t have a girlfriend or a boyfriend. The others who shared his misfortune were Sungmin, Shindong and the boss’s son of the company - Yesung. It was the day before Eeteuk’s 26th birthday, and he felt very old.
“I can’t believe I’m soon 26!” He wailed and collapsed over the table where they were eating lunch.
“That’s not so old,” Han Geng said and threw a meaningful look at Heechul who was sitting on the seat next to him.
“That’s right!” Heechul exclaimed. “I’m soon 26 too and I haven’t lost any of my ability in bed, right Hannie?” Han Geng blushed and Sungmin groaned.
“Shut up, Heechul, can’t you see that Shindong’s trying to eat?” Shindong nodded, his mouth full of food and gave Heechul a firm stare.
“Be more respectful to your hyung, Sungmin.” Heechul said and then shook his head. “Just because you don’t have a girlfriend, doesn’t mean that I can’t talk about what I do with my boyfriend.”
“Uh, Heechul,” Kyuhyun said and put down his food on the table on sat down. “Sungmin has a point, we don’t need the details of your and Han Geng’s sex-life.”
“That’s right,” Eunhyuk chimed in, “because we know enough about it already, I mean, can’t you guys be a little more silent? It’s fine, Han Geng, if you like what Heechul does with his tongue and all, and Heechul, it’s fine if you want Han Geng to go harder and do more, but please, don’t fucking shout it, if you’re doing it in a toilet or an empty office room.” Han Geng blushed again and buried his head in his arms. Heechul just smirked.
“So, you’ve been listening, huh? I didn’t think you were that perverted, Eunhyuk.”
“Hyung,” Eunhyuk said and smiled at Junsu as Junsu sat down next to him. “It’s hard to not hear it and believe me; I don’t want to hear it.”Junsu looked at his boyfriend and then at Heechul and back to Eunhyuk.
“What are we talking about?”
“We’re talking about how Heechul and Han Geng should be quieter when they’re having sex.” Zhou Mi explained to Junsu and gave Kyuhyun a peck on the cheek.
“Oh,” Junsu said and turned to Heechul. “Yes hyung, you should be quieter, I think Changmin was in chock for a whole week once when you two had had a particularly loud session.”
“Pfft, Changmin should just grow up.” Heechul said in a bored tone.
“Believe me, I thought he had grown up already after he saw Jaejoong and Yunho having sex once, by accident of course, and then went to Yoochun to ask what they really had been doing, and he showed Changmin…” Junsu trailed off for a bit, eyes a bit dazed, and then he snapped back with a jerk. “Anyway, you two really scared him.”
“Hah, I take that as a compliment.”
“What does Heechul take as a compliment?” Donghae asked and sank down on a chair, pulling Kibum down to the chair next to him.
“He scared Changmin.” Kyuhyun explained and Kibum frowned.
“How?” He asked.
“He and Han Geng were having some really loud sex.” Zhou Mi said simply.
“Oh, I see, well it was time that he got scared, I guess.” Donghae said and started eating.
“What?” Ryeowook asked, honestly perplexed.
“I mean,” Donghae elaborated, “he’s so young-“
“Hey!” Kyuhyun exclaimed, “He’s as young as I!”
“He’s so young,” Donghae continued, ignoring Kyuhyun, “and seriously, he hasn’t yet learnt the pleasure behind some good ol’ gay sex.”
“Who?” Jaejoong asked and sat down on a chair. Yunho followed suit and sat down next to him.
“Changmin,” Shindong said, some crumbs flying on Heechul who, with a disgusted grimace, brushed them off - onto Han Geng who brushed them off onto Shindong. Jaejoong burst into laughter and Yunho grinned.
“What?” Donghae exclaimed.
“Changmin is so not innocent or anything, and he has learnt the pleasure behind some ‘good ol’ gay sex’.” Jaejoong said when he could breathe again. “He just got shocked of some reason when he heard Heechul and Hannie doing it. Maybe he didn’t know that Han Geng really was that type of a man.” Jaejoong waggled his eyebrows at Han Geng who, once again, blushed tomato red.
“Stop blushing!” Heechul snarled and hit him on the arm. “You’re not a little girl.”
“No, I’m not, because you are, noona.” Han Geng snarled back and Heechul raised an eyebrow.
“You’re so making up for that later.” Han Geng raised an eyebrow and so they stared at each other in completely silence before Han Geng gave up.
“Fine, I’ll make up for it,” He said, defeated, and turned away his stare. Heechul grinned victoriously.
“I knew you would give up~” He purred and caressed Han Geng’s arm.
“Heechul! You can’t have sex here!” Sungmin exclaimed and threw Heechul an angry glare.
“Who said anything about doing it here?” Heechul looked around in the room and smirked. Then he stood up and pulled Han Geng with him. “Come Hannie~ Oh, just to make sure, nobody needs to use the toilet for, I’d say, a half hour? Okay, good, see ya.” And he marched away, Han Geng’s arms in a firm grip. The Chinese man threw the rest an apologetic look and waved a little.
“God,” Zhou Mi said and shook his head in dismay. “Not even I am like that.” Kyuhyun looked with a raised eyebrow at his boyfriend and a disbelieving look on his face. “What? I am not!” Kyuhyun rolled his eyes and turned to Ryeowook.
“I’m turning 26 tomorrow and nobody cares!” Eeteuk screamed and everybody looked at him.
“Okay, calm down, Teukie.” Kibum said.
“Shut up!” Eeteuk snarled. “I’m turning fucking 26 tomorrow and nobody cares! I’m getting old, and nobody cares! I hate you all!” Henry’s bottom lip quivered and Ryeowook put his arms around him.
“He doesn’t mean you, Henry,” he said, trying to comfort his lover.
Eeteuk snarled, “I do mean him too!” and Ryeowook put both his hands over Henry’s ears. “Take your fucking hands from his ears, he’s not a fucking baby!” Kyuhyun, Donghae, Kibum, Jaejoong, Zhou Mi, Sungmin, Eunhyuk and Junsu all frowned. Shindong and Yunho were busy eating.
“Eeteuk,” Kyuhyun started slowly, “please calm down a bit now. You can’t scream in the office.”
“Please,” Donghae added and Sungmin put on his puppy eyes.
“…” said Eeteuk and sighed. “I’m sorry. I…I just…I’m turning 26 tomorrow.”
“You’re not old,” Shindong said suddenly and Sungmin eagerly bopped his head up and down. Jaejoong stood up, walked over to Eeteuk and pulled him into a hug.
“There, there,” he said silently, “no need to cry, Teukie.” Because tears had started rolling down the older man’s cheeks.
“I just…I don’t want to turn 26,” he wailed and buried his head into Jaejoong’s shoulder.
“Isn’t he supposed to become like this when he’s turning 30?” Zhou Mi whispered to Donghae who nodded.
“Yes,” he whispered back, “but he’s always been a little special so…”
“Eeteuk,” Kyuhyun said when Jaejoong had gone back to his seat next to Yunho. “Is this because you don’t have a boyfriend?”
“No! I mean, yes, no…I don’t know.” Eeteuk said sadly and wiped his eyes with the back of his hand.
“Well, that’s no problem,” Kibum said calmly.
“Huh?” Eeteuk turned to Kibum.
“Just get a boyfriend and problem solved.”
“Kibum!” Donghae hissed, “be a bit more nice to Eeteuk, will you.”
“If it only would be that easy…” Eeteuk said bitterly and sighed. “Nobody wants me, I’m so ugly and everything.”
“Hey, you’re not ugly!” Henry exclaimed and looked at Eeteuk with honest eyes. “I think you’re really good-looking.” Ryeowook frowned ever so slightly but then turned to Eeteuk and aired his agreement with Henry.
“Thanks, you both, but apparently not many thinks so.” Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi exchanged glances and nodded slightly. Then they both stood up and walked over to Eeteuk.
“Hey, what are you-“Eeteuk started before Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi attacked him and started tickling him mercilessly.
“You’re not ugly.” Zhou Mi said. “You’re not ugly and we won’t stop until you agree with us!” Kyuhyun said and grinned as Eeteuk twisted and laughed as they tickled him.
“Ahahah! Fine, fine, I give up!” He at last surrendered. “I’m not ugly.”
“Good, now you get it.” Kyuhyun grinned at him and pulled away, Zhou Mi copied him.
“And about your birthday,” Sungmin chipped in. “Don’t worry, it’ll surely be really good, so don’t worry. And what is the big deal about being one year older, really? 26 is not old, Teukie.”
Eeteuk looked down. “I just don’t like turning older.”
“Don’t worry,” Donghae said. “We’ll make sure that being 26 is just as fun as being 25 has been for you~”
“You mean you will continue tricking me just to test my reactions?”
“Yup.” Donghae said and smiled.
“If you do that again I promise you I will kill you with my own hands.” Eeteuk threatened and Donghae gulped at the look in Eeteuk’s eyes that promised Donghae that he would do it.
“K-Kibum.” He took a firm hold of Kibum’s arm and shoved him a bit in front of him. Kibum chuckled.
“Own fault, Hae, totally your own fault.”
“And you’re supposed to be my boyfriend.” Donghae whined. “What is the point for you to go boxing and working out all the time if you won’t protect me?” Kibum raised an eyebrow at his boyfriend and pulled up his shirtsleeve a bit, reveling perfect sculpted muscles and Donghae gulped again.
“Okay, good point.” He breathed and leaned forward a bit, hand outstretched, but Kibum rolled down the sleeve and shifted just slightly so Donghae’s hand landed on his leg instead and Donghae pouted. “What’s the point with your muscles if I can’t even touch and kiss them?” He whined and Kibum chuckled again.
“Later, Hae, later.” Donghae’s eyes lit up a bit at that and he smiled.
“You better keep that promise.”
“Okay, stop!” Eeteuk wailed and Donghae looked at him, cocking his head slightly to the left. “Stop. Just. Stop. Don’t rub it in my face that I don’t have a boyfriend, okay?!”
“Hah!” Junsu exclaimed. “That’s where your problem is!” Eunhyuk looked at him like he was crazy and leaned forward to whisper in his ear. “Well, duh. Did you really first now get it? God, you’re stupid.” Junsu’s ears turned red and he started stuttering - if it was because of what Eunhyuk had told him or because Eunhyuk had been whispering and breathing at his ear, was unclear. Eeteuk frowned. Yunho looked up at him and cocked his head to the side.
“I could date you, if you want.” Jaejoong stared at him with wide eyes, so did Eeteuk and the rest just stared at him with mouths hanging open.
“What?!” Eeteuk and Jaejoong spoke in sync, but Eeteuk wailed and Jaejoong screamed.
“But I can’t, because I’m dating Jaejoong. But if I hadn’t been, then I could perhaps date you.” Yunho said simply and continued on his food. Jaejoong hit him hard on the arm.
“Fuck you, Yunho! Don’t you ever dare to say that again!” Jaejoong screamed and hit him on the arm again; Yunho winced in pain and at the loud voice.
“I agree with Jae, fuck you Yunho. I don’t need your pity!” Eeteuk spat and looked like he wanted to hit Yunho so hard he would fly through the wall. Donghae giggled and Kibum frowned disapprovingly at him.
“Hey, what’s happening?” Heechul sashayed into the room, Han Geng following right behind him.
“Oh great, the princess is here.” Kyuhyun said sarcastically and Heechul popped up his middle finger.
“Heechul, sit down.” Han Geng said firmly and pulled down Heechul onto his old chair.
“Ooh, the submissive Hannie dares to take a tone.” Sungmin teased and Han Geng shot him an angry glare.
“Ouch ouch, careful, stupid!” Heechul winced as his bottom hit the chair with a thud. He grimaced.
“Looks like someone got thoroughly fucked,” Yunho stated and smiled at Heechul when he turned to glare at him.
“Hey, how come we didn’t hear you guys?” Eunhyuk asked.
“Hah, I knew it! You were so listening to us all those times!” Heechul exclaimed triumphantly. Eunhyuk rolled his eyes; Junsu leaned in to whisper in his boyfriend’s ear. “Were you? I mean, were you listening?” Eunhyuk just smacked him on the arm.
“Well, what the heck did you do? To get so quiet, I mean.”
“We simply went to the company’s on the other side of the road toilet.” Heechul said and looked very pleased with himself.
“You mean you weren’t having sex in this toilet?” Henry wailed. Heechul nodded. “Aaw man, thanks for telling now!” And he rushed away. Everybody turned to look at Ryeowook.
“I think he needed to go pee this whole time.” Ryeowook explained and Heechul snickered.
“Oh damn you all,” Eeteuk exclaimed and pushed his chair backwards and stood up. “I’ll go back to work. Thanks for helping.” He started walking away and then threw a glance over his shoulder. “Not.” He added and disappeared behind a corner.
“What’s up with him?” Heechul asked. Donghae shrugged.
“He’s PMS-ing, that’s what I think.” Zhou Mi said and nodded. Kyuhyun stared at him. “What?”
“And you don’t PMS at all?”
“No, Kui Xian, that’s you.”
The first thing Eeteuk thought when he woke up was: Great, I’m 26, and Fuck god, why? He wasn’t so happy about finally becoming 26, despite everything the others told him. He was old, he thought. Old, old, old. He groaned as he sat up and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. Then he slid his feet over the edge and stood up. His first instinct had been to simply stay in bed the whole day, but he couldn’t. He had work and he had principles. Never skip work except when sick, was one of them. As far as he could tell, he wasn’t sick in anyway. Maybe sick of his birthday already but nothing else. So Eeteuk had to make breakfast; he had to put clothes on; he had to try to get his hair fixed to normal again. He had to. And he did. And when the loud shrill of the phone was heard, he was happy to get distracted a bit. A thought he quickly regretted as Zhou Mi’s happy voice flooded into his ear.
“Happy birthday!”
“… Hmpf,” said Eeteuk.
“It’s a nice day today, so we’ve decided to let you take the day off~”
“What?!” Eeteuk screeched.
“We’ve already spoken to the boss and he’s give you the day off.” Zhou Mi sounded very happy and satisfied.
“Zhou Mi, let me talk with someone else.” A few seconds later Kyuhyun’s voice was heard in the phone.
“Hi Teukie, happy birthday.” He said and Eeteuk grunted.
“What’s the meaning of Zhou Mi’s words?”
“Oh, that. Yes, well, we’ve spoken to the boss and he has given you the day off.”
“Why?”
“Because it’s your birthday, of course.”
“But I don’t want the day off.”
“Take it like this, now you have a whole day to relax.”
“But…”
“No buts. Stay home, and if you dare try to come to the office, I swear I will personally follow you home again, and lock you in. Understood?”
“…Fine fine…And I’m the hyung.”
“Just relax today, Eeteuk. And enjoy your present~” With that, he ended the call and Eeteuk stared at the silent phone in his hand. Enjoy your present…What does he mean? He asked himself but then decided to ignore it and put down the phone. After an hour, the birthday boy had received calls from his family and he had promised them to come and eat birthday cake the next day. He had also received several calls from his friends, and everybody kept telling him ‘to enjoy his present’. By now, Eeteuk was quite disturbed at that, because he had no idea what the present was. The door bell rang. Eeteuk knotted his eyebrows and wondered who it might could be. Then he decided to just go open the door and see. Outside the door were a post man and a large box.
“Uh, are you…” The post man squinted at his paper. “Teukie hyung?”
“Uh, yes, that’s me.”
“Okay, good. Well, here you go,” He pointed at the box, “that’s yours, just fill out your name here.”
“Eh, okay.” He wrote his name where the post man told him to and the stranger took his leave after bowing slightly at him. Eeteuk looked at the large box. Then shook his head and started pulling it inside his apartment. When he had finally gotten the box inside his apartment, into his living room, he just stood and looked at it for a couple of minutes. What can that be? he wondered. Might be best if I open it. He went into his kitchen to fetch a scissor to be able to open the box. The tape was quite easy to remove with the help of the scissor and soon he was able to open the box. What he saw inside the box made him emit a loud shriek. There inside the box, lay a man. His hands were tied together. He was curled into a ball and he looked like he was sleeping. Eeteuk poked him carefully and shuddered when he saw that it indeed was a real living man. The man’s eyelashes fluttered a bit and then he opened his eyes and stared straight into Eeteuk’s brown eyes. Eeteuk shrieked again and the man’s eyes widened. A moment or two went by. Then…
“Uhh…” The man said.
“Uhh…” Eeteuk said.
“I’m Kangin.” the man in the box said and shifted so he was sitting up. His dark hair was tousled and he had a red mark on his cheek from when he had had his head on the bottom of the box.
“I-I’m Eeteuk.” Eeteuk stuttered. ”Why…Why are you here?”
“I’m…Oh, right, there was a letter for you. “The man looked down and Eeteuk realized that the letter was on the bottom of the box. After a minute of silence went by, Eeteuk realized that the man couldn’t pick up the letter, so he reached inside the box. And his hand brushed past a bare, smooth thigh.
“Sorry,” he mumbled and blushed. It was only than that he realized the man didn’t wear any other clothes beside’s a pair of boxer shorts and a tight tank top. He pulled out his hand as he found the envelope and looked at it. To Teukie hyung it said. He pulled out the letter from the envelope and started reading the short message.
Hi Teukie hyung! Happy birthday! This is your birthday present from us~ The man’s name is Kangin; he’s really nice and just take a look at his body - yum. Enjoy! He’s yours for the whole day and if you want him to stay, then ask and he’ll maybe stay with you~ No, he’s not a whore. And yes, he’s a real human. Best wishes, Your friends’
Eeteuk’s eyes threatened to pop out and he stared at the letter, then at the man - Kangin - and back to the letter. So this was what they had meant. He didn’t doubt a second that this all was Heechul’s idea.
“Um…” He started. “This is embarrassing…”
“Why?” Kangin asked.
“You-You’re kinda my birthday present…?”
“Oh, that, yeah. I’m aware of that.”
“What…How…Why? Why did you agree to it?”
“They said you were looking for a boyfriend and that you were really pretty - which is true - and, I’m looking for a boyfriend too.” Kangin said with a shrug. Eeteuk’s jaw fell to the floor.
“They said what?” He almost shrieked. “Oh my god! I can’t believe them!”
“Is it not true?” Kangin asked with a frown.
“No, no. That’s not it.”
“So what’s the problem?”
“The problem is…”Eeteuk had to take a deep breath. “The problem is that they like, paired me up with someone. I don’t like that!”
“But…” The other man pouted and Eeteuk thought he looked very cute doing that. “I’m not that bad. I have muscles, I like being romantic, I like walking, I can protect people very good and I’m willing to try this. If you want.” Eeteuk thought that this man was the cutest things he had ever met, not counting Henry of course.
“But, how can you be so sure I’m a good boy?” Kangin blinked at him.
“Are you a bad boy?”
“Well…No, but…”
“So, what’s the problem?” Now it was Eeteuk’s turn to blink. “Could you perhaps untie me while you’re thinking?”
“Oh, sorry, I forgot.” Eeteuk stuttered and reach forward to Kangin’s outstretched and tied hands. But Kangin, when Eeteuk had a hold of his hands, pulled Eeteuk closer to him and… Their lips met. It was a sweet and innocent kiss and Eeteuk blushed. Kangin’s lips were very soft
. “Sorry,” Kangin said, not looking like he was sorry at all, “I just wanted to kiss you.”
“Uhh…” Eeteuk realized he still had a hold of Kangin’s hands and pulled away them. But Kangin had also a hold of his hands so he couldn’t pull away. “Kangin?”
“Why so eager to pull away?” Kangin asked and leaned forward so that the box tipped, and fell, and he fell on top of Eeteuk, their faces merely a few centimeters apart. He pinned Eeteuk’s hands above his head and leaned even further in, their lips now merely millimeters apart. Eeteuk could feel the other man’ soft breaths on his lips. Ah, screw it, he thought and kissed Kangin, Kangin kissed eagerly back. Maybe he’d regret it later, but all he cared about now was Kangin’s warm body on top of his and Kangin’s soft lips on his. Way to start being 26, he briefly thought and then moaned as Kangin’s tongue met his.
To Be Continued
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