Bummer. Babies ruin everything (er, except for awesome babies that are forthcoming from our non-evil friends). I bet the evil in-law will be an even better Mumzilla than she was a Bridezilla. Maybe you should buy her a lettuce-hued maternity smock.
I'm sure she's already gotten something reminiscent of her wedding into the maternity gear. It was, after all, the best and worst day of her life. And the evil bro will need constant reminding that his family is responsible for the "worst" part.
Seriously, though, when those two split, he'll be left with little more than the ripped undies he's wearing and a lightbulb on a string. She is just that evil and, while he's his own kind of evil, too, she's got him beat on the crazy as a bedbug front.
I should stop there. This is another thing I need to let go. Maybe yoga is the answer after all. Whaddaya think, bendy-boo?
if she does, they're bound to lock her up for child abuse. And then I'm kidnapping the evil bro and the half-evil kid just to see if I can beat him (not the kid, though) into wising up already.
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Seriously, though, when those two split, he'll be left with little more than the ripped undies he's wearing and a lightbulb on a string. She is just that evil and, while he's his own kind of evil, too, she's got him beat on the crazy as a bedbug front.
I should stop there. This is another thing I need to let go. Maybe yoga is the answer after all. Whaddaya think, bendy-boo?
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Sucks that he's procreating with bitchface, though. Think she'll put too-light foundation on the kid?
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