Agh!

[shara_fares]

Today I sat down to write the conclusion to my thesis. But first, I had planned a quick read through the conclusive sections of each chapter

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[mt_morphine]

Your thesis is not the last thing you will ever do in your career. It is the first. It is not going to be perfect no matter how much farting you do.

I would threaten to pound you but that never seems to have much effect. If you don't finish it by 1 December, I'm sending Spoo home to pound you, which will be scary. Also maybe she will give you an insidious, itchy rash.

And maybe I have a prezzie just waiting here for you for when you finish. Pounding and rash or a prezzie? The choice is yours, Fares.

[kelly_jones]

Ditto on Morphine's promise of a prezzie, her threat of a pounding, and her deadline. I'll add this: get it done or I won't come visit in January.

Just wrap it up.

Do you remember Pet Sematary, with with tagline "Sometimes Dead is Better"? Well, Sometimes Done is Better.

Deadline: You must hand this in to your committee by December 1. Now go kick its ass.

[shara_fares]

Aresome threats. December 1st it is, then. Two poundings, an insidious rash, and no kelly_jones in Jan is enough to keep me from sleeping this week.

Ha! And I just booked a movie for Wednesday's "lecture" and thus bought myself a whole 'nother day!

[punchpuppy]

What they said. You can worry about all these finishing touches when you get around to reworking it into a book--someday. Till then, get it fucking over with--after all, *you are still paying the university to make these changes*. There'll be lots of time to fart around with conclusions once your bill has been settled for good.

[mt_morphine]

It's December 4, fares. Do you know where your thesis is?

[shara_fares]

It's December 11th - and I submitted my conclusion yesterday. This does not mean I'll be taking my poundings lying down.

No, I like my poundings in much more combative positions.

That's me acknowledging the dirty interp. of previous sentence. I excel in single entendres.