You forgot to mention being an intoxicated superman at Future Fest 2 and falling on top of two lesbians making out in a tent...then telling them in slurred speach, "oooooh sorrrwy. I sink I twripped on my cape."
Actually no, there was no farting involved. I was sick. I cough/sneezed and shit myself. It was horrible. I had to tell my boss I had to take a second lunch break and not to ask me what was wrong. The drive home was 25 minutes as well!
I couldn't wait to tell the story.
You know I actually worked hard to pare it down to 17. I actually did censor 4 that would have cast me in a darker light :-/ LoL
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oh and #16... the proper term is "sharted"
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I couldn't wait to tell the story.
You know I actually worked hard to pare it down to 17. I actually did censor 4 that would have cast me in a darker light :-/ LoL
Ask me sometime about the weiner dog incident...
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