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Product Testing: Coppertone Spray-On Tanner
So once again in my narcissistic search to be bronze and not damage my skin, I found a new product on the shelves of Target that I had to try: the Coppertone spray-on Tanner ( Read more... ) -
Isn't it Funny
With all this shit about drugs and doping in sports, I find it ironic that there are two federations for body building and weight lifting. One tests, the other does not ( Read more... ) -
Men's Roller Derby & Me
Recently I've become a fan of the local Atlanta women's roller derby league. There's nothing more hot than seeing a bunch of bitches knock the shit out of each other on roller skates. I'm serious. It gets me hard! So I was one of the first to sign up when they announced they'd have a men's exhibition August 5th during the intermissions of the women ( Read more... ) -
Don't Hate Teh Playa, Hate The Game!
My serial dating has reached an amazing crescendo. The irony is all of the chicks/bitches/hoes/fill-in-blank-with-slang-name-for-woman are my friends on myspace so now they are fighting in my comments section. It's rather hysterical ( Read more... ) -
Karma...
I dumped the good girl for the bad girl. The bad girl dumped me because she's a bad girl... I think. She just stopped calling. If you tell someone you're going to do something, do it because I damn sure aint chasing your ass down. My time's too valuable ( Read more... ) -
You Know It's A Wild Date When...
...Your date asks if she can leave her pistol in your car ( Read more... ) -
Name That Animal!
I found out that if I raise $1,000 for the Atlanta Humane Society I can name one of their animals. This could be a cat, bunny, or dog ( Read more... ) -
Did I Do That?! Shit Attack @ RMP!
Saturday I broke from my diet and knocked back a few plates at the local Chinese Super Buffet. They add the word super when they put macaroni and chicken tacos on the buffet bar. This super buffet also has crawfish, a real Asian delicacy I’ve been told. The food was good but it definitely did a number on my stomach ( Read more... )
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