During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. 1.) Better than 12 liters....
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) 2.) 16, if you count your own...
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. 3.) Is it "fast food" if you go down on an "easy woman"?
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! 4.) Extra protien. Atkin's dieters rejoice!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 5.) SWEET!
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 6.) 7 if you include yourself.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. 7.) Is that assuming you're not bangin' the bridal party in the Nave?
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. 8.) What's the figure if you include your own?
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1.) Better than 12 liters....
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
2.) 16, if you count your own...
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
3.) Is it "fast food" if you go down on an "easy woman"?
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
4.) Extra protien. Atkin's dieters rejoice!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
5.) SWEET!
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6.) 7 if you include yourself.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
7.) Is that assuming you're not bangin' the bridal party in the Nave?
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
8.) What's the figure if you include your own?
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