I got an EMAIL at work today
Hey there,
Tonight's entry is brought to you by an individual who seemingly spontaneously sent an email to MY WORK INBOX, like I gave a crap about what they had to say. You'll figure out it's intentions quickly....and I decided to insert my own RETORTS which you will see in RED. My mom liked them. Enjoy!
From someone I don't kno.... daffydillsbydiane@yahoo.com
FYI....No pressure...if not interested...delete...
> Subject: Mitt Romney
>
> Mitt Romney
>
> A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney
> not being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate
> well" to people. Frankly, we struggled to
> understand why. So after much research, we have
> come up with a Top Ten List to explain this
> "unlikablility."
>
>
> Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:
> 1. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice
> for Commander-in-Chief. Oh, so he’s not black, right?
> 2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and
> has been faithful to her, including through her
> bouts with breast cancer and MS. As opposed to…how many wives did Obama have?
> 3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How
> boring is that?) If you don’t count bullying of a gay personin college…but we’ll blame it on peer pressure.
> 4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher
> voice" when necessary. But he can sound like a rich asshole who says it’s not his job to worry about 47% of the country.
> 5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from
> both Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School
> ...and by the way, his academic records are NOT
> sealed. But his tax returns apparently are...
> 6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never
> done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age
> when he went to college. Too square for today's America
> ? How does this qualify him to be the Commander in Chief?
>
> 7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where
> people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around,
> worked hard, and became a SUCCESS! Ahh yes, the America of yesterday, where black people were segregated, gays were illegal, as was interracial couples, and a woman’s place was in the kitchen...
> 8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of
> them have police records or are in drug rehab. (Neither are Obama's kids) But
> of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom,
> and that "choice" deserves America 's scorn. When Ann Romeny thinks she is qualified to understand the troubles of a woman in the workplace after ‘choosing’ not to work, then yeah, that’s kind of pertinent. And why was it a ‘choice’anyway…couldn’t fine a job???
> 9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very
> afraid of that very strange religion that teaches
> its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally
> conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest. Yes, and anyone who wants to leave the Mormon church is going to hell…anyone whose gay is already going to hell.
> 10. And one more point.....pundits say because of
> his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans.
> I guess that's because he made that money
> HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it
> from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually
> working at a job and earning your own money made you
> unrelatable to Americans. Well, I guess if people fired from companies bought by Bain Capitol while Romney makes a profit is considered ‘working at a job’ then, yeah, I suppose you’re right.
> My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it? Yes, so let’s move forward by voting for Obama!
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You're free to share this link or tell whomever you like, I don't care. Just so you know, my responses are my opinions and things I've heard and I have not included any proof of their validity. I just thought they were funny :) But if the person who sees sent me the email ever sees this, please make sure your future emails to my inbox pertain to the company I work for, not political stuff that would not be appropriate for me to respond to as an employee...and by the way, I did delete your email. Thank you for your 'permission'.
Tonight's entry is brought to you by an individual who seemingly spontaneously sent an email to MY WORK INBOX, like I gave a crap about what they had to say. You'll figure out it's intentions quickly....and I decided to insert my own RETORTS which you will see in RED. My mom liked them. Enjoy!
From someone I don't kno.... daffydillsbydiane@yahoo.com
FYI....No pressure...if not interested...delete...
> Subject: Mitt Romney
>
> Mitt Romney
>
> A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney
> not being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate
> well" to people. Frankly, we struggled to
> understand why. So after much research, we have
> come up with a Top Ten List to explain this
> "unlikablility."
>
>
> Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:
> 1. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice
> for Commander-in-Chief. Oh, so he’s not black, right?
> 2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and
> has been faithful to her, including through her
> bouts with breast cancer and MS. As opposed to…how many wives did Obama have?
> 3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How
> boring is that?) If you don’t count bullying of a gay personin college…but we’ll blame it on peer pressure.
> 4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher
> voice" when necessary. But he can sound like a rich asshole who says it’s not his job to worry about 47% of the country.
> 5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from
> both Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School
> ...and by the way, his academic records are NOT
> sealed. But his tax returns apparently are...
> 6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never
> done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age
> when he went to college. Too square for today's America
> ? How does this qualify him to be the Commander in Chief?
>
> 7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where
> people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around,
> worked hard, and became a SUCCESS! Ahh yes, the America of yesterday, where black people were segregated, gays were illegal, as was interracial couples, and a woman’s place was in the kitchen...
> 8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of
> them have police records or are in drug rehab. (Neither are Obama's kids) But
> of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom,
> and that "choice" deserves America 's scorn. When Ann Romeny thinks she is qualified to understand the troubles of a woman in the workplace after ‘choosing’ not to work, then yeah, that’s kind of pertinent. And why was it a ‘choice’anyway…couldn’t fine a job???
> 9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very
> afraid of that very strange religion that teaches
> its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally
> conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest. Yes, and anyone who wants to leave the Mormon church is going to hell…anyone whose gay is already going to hell.
> 10. And one more point.....pundits say because of
> his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans.
> I guess that's because he made that money
> HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it
> from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually
> working at a job and earning your own money made you
> unrelatable to Americans. Well, I guess if people fired from companies bought by Bain Capitol while Romney makes a profit is considered ‘working at a job’ then, yeah, I suppose you’re right.
> My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it? Yes, so let’s move forward by voting for Obama!
*****************************************************
<><><><><><><><><><><><>
You're free to share this link or tell whomever you like, I don't care. Just so you know, my responses are my opinions and things I've heard and I have not included any proof of their validity. I just thought they were funny :) But if the person who sees sent me the email ever sees this, please make sure your future emails to my inbox pertain to the company I work for, not political stuff that would not be appropriate for me to respond to as an employee...and by the way, I did delete your email. Thank you for your 'permission'.