there's all this cool stuff i could've been doing today, i.e. paintball, rock climbing, etc., but i'm not. WHY NOT?

The parts of my weekdays that I most look forward to are:

1. The time I get in the vanpool to read my books
2. Planning and re-living weekend excursions/adventures
3. Sleeping
4. Arriving home and tending to extracurriculars

Something ain't right, but I am too handsomely compensated to make it change.

I'm lonely. i think I need roommates. and internet at the house.

I'm growing a muffin top. Guess I get fat when I'm happy. :)

ew ew ew ew dreamt i was having an affair with this one annoying old guy from my vanpool. he's actually kind of funny sometimes and i don't dislike him, but EW OLD. i dropped him like a hot potato once i realized what i was doing.

Why is it that my married friends only post about the boring parts of their lives? Wait, what's that, you say? The boring parts ARE their lives? That sucks.

I theorize that men are attracted to crazy women similarly to how women are attracted to bad boys. You know it's a bad idea, yet sometimes you just can't help yourself. I think it's because they seem more interesting, and maybe also because a little part of you wants to be his/her savior, and another little part of you is kind of nihilistic ( Read more... )

One of the things I fear about relationships is having to deal with a person's annoying little idiosynchracies day in and day out, and all of it adding up to a large, unwieldy snowball of unpleasantness. What I forgot is that love makes you do dumb shit, which includes trivializing the annoying stuff and making excuses about how it's all worth it ( Read more... )

One of the things I really like about not having a boyfriend is that when I receive a compliment, there's a better chance that it's sincere, since he's not in a position of obligation to tell me what he thinks I want to hear just so he doesn't get in trouble.

it rarely ends well, but that doesn't stop us from baiting heartbreak.