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[sharks_]

I couldnt watch secret life of us because it made me miss melbourne and its population of rabid show-ponies. So i watched nip/tuck and decided i would really like a pair of silicone implants to throw at passing cars. could you imagine the reaction on the news? Then again, they look like jellyfish, and i hate jellyfish. I am scared of sealife in

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[livetohate]

it's a shame you moved, I was looking forward to seeing you around more!!! yo yo yo!!!!!!! how's your rabbit!! hope he's good. elliott we found out it actually a he..haha what a riot eh. anyways nite
xxxooo

[sharks_]

they are both pretty enough to be gay lovers!

how did you find out? who decided to look?
i bet you did!

[natalie_ann]

i miss you. i went dancing and it wasn't the same. if you need gardening advice, i'm actually pretty clued up with that stuff.

can't wait to see you on the 11th of feb (hopefully). if there's anything else you need me to bring up then?? vegie bar mee goreng?

[sharks_]

the entire of melbourne. some pistacio gelato, anouk and some overly large sunglasses. the clown type.

oh im so excited.

ill most likely have red-wine stained lips because my parents have a whole box full of penfolds shiraz.

[mandapantz]

I never even got to see you ONCE!! :(

[thenewblack]

i hate the secret life of us. but i'd just throw normal jellyfish at the cars. that would be way easier than trying to find a pair of unused implants!!

i like consecutive numbers. once i changed my weight into pounds, and it was 123.456lb. pretty awesome, i know. oh, so exciting. argh shutup megan.

ps. don't be scared of spiders!

[sharks_]

oh im not scared of spiders. i have a large huntsman in the loungeroom at the moment, we always get them, they are great.

funnelwebs are not my mates though.

[thenewblack]

i've never encountered a funnelweb. but yes, huntsmen are great, but it's the daddy longlegs who are the true charmers. :)