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[sharkswordsman]

...someone just SHOOT ME RIGHT NOW

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[mybelovedkeys]

......Naaa....

Have you seen Paracelus..... ?

[sharkswordsman]

No, I haven't. Who's Paracelus?

...and who are /you/?

[mybelovedkeys]

My beloved.....

A.B.A

[sharkswordsman]

...right. The poor sap is probably back at home, waiting for you. -snorts-

ABA? You're seriously named ABA?

Kisame here, by the way.

[imgonnaeatj00up]

It's nice to see another familiar face.

[hurt_for_me]

Holy fuck, you're here too?

[imgonnaeatj00up]

I am.

[sharkswordsman]

...Zetsu. I hate to say this, but I am relieved.

[hurt_for_me]

Something FISHY?

Hey there, Jaws, how the fuck are you?

[sharkswordsman]

...if I wasn't secretly glad to see you, I would stab you. Multiple times.

Miserable. Headache-y. And not to mention bored. You?

[hurt_for_me]

Not much of a secret now, sushi. And here I was hoping you would.

I'm fan-fucking-tastic, except NOT because some stupid bitch INSISTS on butting into my social life, and Kakuzu is here.

[sharkswordsman]

...you could always just sacrifice her, couldn't you? Or are you doing the virgin sacrifice this time around?

...I /know/ you're glad to see him. Stop denying it. At least if you manage to lose a body part, he'll sew it back on for you.

[zeta_inthe_sky]

Oh God, don't even ask. Just...you'll get a headache.

Basically we've all been sucked into a parallel dimension called Avoria, some of us are stuck in school, some are teaching. There is apparently no logic, at all. There have been half naked men running about in snow.

You and me both, I only got here a week ago. I've slept pretty much since then. Fucking Leader thinks we can be in twenty fucking places at once.

[sharkswordsman]

Ah, Kakuzu. It seems almost the whole group is here. Where are Itachi, Sasori, Deidara and Tobi? I assume they're around somewhere.

...Right. So we're stuck here.

Leader was pissing me off so much just before I got pulled here. I swear, he thinks that clones can do the same things as the original can. Bastard. He had me sending out clones right and left.

[zeta_inthe_sky]

Yes, it seems so. Who knows where the others are? No doubt they'll appear sooner or later

Yes.

*slightly surprised by Kisame swearing* I never question orders. His sanity however...well, let's just say there's a mental disseration proving that he's lost that.