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I stole this from Jinra; I could've easily stolen this from anybody else but nobody posted this so here you have it, stolen property with my grubby little prints all over it
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Hey you
2. Say what
3. Diane, sometimes
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. hellosquash
2. tawdry socks
3. some creepy butter-eating alter-ego that i stole from a real creepy alter-ego of another person. i sent a lot of, "i eat butter" messages.
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I can sleep all day.
2. I will buy 70 dollars worth of soda
3. I don't know how to make small talk
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Chinese
2. Taiwanese
3.
Charlie, this one doesn't count
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Germs
2. The discontinuation of my favorite shampoo
3. The discontinuation of Girl Scouts cookies, Saaaaaamoas!! I used to say Samoans
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. My bed with scurvy pillow. YAAARRRR!
2. Knowing that it could always be worse.
3. Potatoes
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. This inside out cross layered over two become one kind of Spice Girls song American Eagle shirt I bought a long time ago. COME ON GUYS, TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
2. Black sweat pants that I bleached
3. 50 extra pounds since last month
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists(at the moment)):
1. Dude man, GUK broke up, it's something to write home about-dahaha. Very sad.
2. Biz Markie, always!!
3. Tussle
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Metric, "Hustle Rose" AHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD
2. Decemberists, "Clementine"
3. Belle and Sebastian, "I'm a Cuckoo"
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. Mediterreanan food
2. Finish the books I started in the previous 12 months (you like the switcheraround?)
3. Maybe to stop writing at a second grade level
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. hahaha, I don't want your fucking default love
2. wit
3. paper mache projects
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. Pie is sweet.
2. I eat children, no really
3. I like to lie, you think it's like this but it's really like this (I ate my brother)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. The ties that wrap around their neck, sometimes in a noose like fashion.
2. Soft skin.
3. Bony hands, that way it hurts. "Why you gotta make me hit you baby?"
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Stepping on popcorn and or biting
2. Reading
3. Draw on my hand offensive nonsensical things like pirates yelling about vaginas and then having the same hand deal with social situations rather than Diane, the body that's attached.
THREE THINGS YOU REALLY WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW:
1. Shower
2. Play Freecell
3. Eat :/
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERINGED:
1. Lawyer, I already gave up on easier goals (i.e. waking up with a sense of purpose)
2. Writer - HAHAHAHAHA
3. Assimilating into the geriatric pool and having burly nurses spoon-feed me my opinions with my anti-depressant medication. Happiness in a spoon. yay
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. France for the crepes and the laughter
2. London where I would desecrate many graves.
3. Canada because it is so clean, purify me!
THREE KID'S NAMES
1. Financially Draining
2. Why?
3. Dinner
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Figure out why chickpeas are called garbonzo beans. WHY?!
2. Make tiramisu, correctly
3. Pee standing up
Hopefully this quiz won't be the last thing you read before death.
I wish I had strawberries.