i'm so bored, i just did a lot of surveys.
102 Yes's or 102 No's
You are NOT allowed to explain anything.
ONLY answer "yes" or "no"
1. Slept naked? no.
2. Taken a shower with someone? yes.
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? yes.
4. Drove a car? no.
5. Stole anything? yes.
6. Are in love? no.
7. Been dumped? no.
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? yes.
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? no.
10. Been in a cat fight? yes.
11. Snuck out of your/someones house? no.
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes.
13. Been arrested? no.
14. Hugged a stranger? no.
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes.
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yes.
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? no.
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? no.
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? yes.
20. Lost a friend? yes.
21. Been on a plane? yes.
22. Been to an island? yes.
23. Slept in until 3? yes.
24. Like someone or miss someone right now? yes.
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? no.
26. Made a snow angel? yes.
27. Played dress up? yes.
28. Cheated while playing a game? yes.
29. Been lonely? yes.
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? no.
32. Felt an earthquake? no.
33. Touched a snake? yes.
34. Ran a red light? yes.
35. Been suspended from school? no.
36. Had detention? no.
37. Been in a car accident? no.
38. Hated the way you look? yes.
39. Made yourself throw up? no.
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40. Crawled through a window? yes
41. Been lost? yes.
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? yes.
44. Cried yourself to sleep? yes.
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes.
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes.
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes.
50. Kissed in the rain? no.
51. Sang in the shower? yes.
52. Made love in a park? no.
53. Had a dream that you married someone? yes.
54. Glued your hand to something? yes.
55. your tongue stuck to a pole? yes.
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? no.
57. Been a cheerleader? no.
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? yes.
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? yes.
61. Played chicken? yes.
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no.
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? no.
64. Broken a bone? no.
65. Been easily amused? YES.
66. Laugh so hard you cry? yes.
67. Mooned/flashed someone? yes.
68. Cheated on a test? yes.
69. Forgotten someone's name? yes.
71. Done something dumb while drunk? no.
73. Blacked out from drinking? no.
74. Played a prank on someone? yes.
75. Gone to a late night movie? yes.
76. Made love to anything not human? no.
77. Failed a class? no.
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? yes.
79. Smoked pot? no.
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? no.
81. Celebrate the 4th of July? no.
82. Thrown strange objects? yes.
83. Felt like killing someone? yes.
84. Thought about running away? yes.
86. have a piercing besides your ears? no.
87. Cut your own hair? yes.
89. Made a parent cry? yes.
90. Cried over someone? yes.
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? yes.
92. Dated someone more than once? no.
93. Had/Have a dog? yes.
94. Have an iPod? yes.
95. Smoked a cigarette? no.
96. Been in a band? no.
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? no.
98. Broken a CD? yes.
99. Shot a gun? no.
100. Wanted someone but could never have them? yes.
101. Have a crush on someone? yes.
102. Ever stolen a car? no.
WHIP OUT YOUR PHONE:
Last missed call :: Private?
Last recieved call :: Dad.
Last call made :: My house.
Last text recieved :: Ruth.
CURRENT:
What channel is the tv on :: Umm, maybe 33?
How many IMs are up :: 0.
Whats on the computer desk :: SO MUCH. cds, cd cases, schoolwork, books, pencils, purses, dvds, headbands, lipchap, lipgloss, glue, markers, all x like 13.
Whats on you desktop:: a beach?
FAVORITE:
Type of pizza :: cheese.
Elective class :: hookedon success, askeeeeet.
Letter of the Alphebet :: Y!
Basketball Team :: CJA hawks, yeah yeah.
Baseball Team :: idfk
THIS OR THAT:
Sunrise or Sunset :: sunset!
Spring or Fall :: spring
Baseball or Basketball :: basketball
Skiing or Snowboarding :: n/a
Carpet, Tiled Floor or Wood :: carpet
Real World or Laguna Beach :: n/a
Forks or Spoons :: fork
Fruits or Veggies :: fruit
Beach or Mountain :: beach
OTHER RANDOM:
Whats the time :: nine oh eight
Whats the date :: February 22nd, 2006.
Whats the day :: Wednesday.
Light or Dark out :: dark.
Do you own a washing machine :: yea.
Do you own over 50 dvds :: no!
Do you own more than 5 tv sets :: nope.
Do you own a toaster :: Yeah!
Do you own a house with 2 floors :: Well, my house is a split level but i guess.
WHAT DO U THINK OF WHEN I SAY:
Cat :: meow.
Jump :: how high?
Sleep :: fabourite.
Food :: pepsi
Coloring :: makeup!
RANDOM AGAIN:
What are you wearing :: ahava sweats, camp teeshit, undies and such.
What shoes do u have :: um, a lottttt.
Is your hair up or down :: Down.
Whats your favorite color:: like green!!
who is your Hero:: YER MOM.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: i wish!
Name:: n/a
When's your Birthday :: June 24!
LASTS
1.You talked to on the phone? ummmm. dad?
2.You talked to in person? ben.
3.You hugged? ben.
4.You kissed? mommyyyy.
5.You yelled at? probably joel.
6.You went out in public with? deb?
7.You went on a date with? connor, oh mannnn.
8.You winked at? idfk!
9.You rolled your eyes at? some israeli teacher
10.You were rejected by? sadgdh
11.You made out with? : (
12.You gave a present to? ummmm. talia?
13.You danced with? raphael, wtfff
14.You got a gift from? idk!
15.You saw on TV? some bitch who was like "i have a rly nice house but i, SELL IT"
16.You heard on the radio? idk!
17.You watched a movie with? ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. idk.
18.You read a book to? myself??
19.You got a card in the mail from? i odnt know
20.You slapped? sarkjldshf i suck at this
21.You flashed? no one
22.You went shopping with? mom??
Name (as shown on birth certificate): Sharla Jaclyn Gelfand
D.O.B (no lies.): June 24, 1991
Where were you born?: Calgary, AB
Where do you currently reside?: See above.
Born late, early, or just in time?: Early?
In what order were you born?: Youngest.
Ok, so we've got the background. Let's learn a little more about YOU.
Hair/Eye Color: brown.
Are you happy with yourself in these aspects?: no.
What would you change about each?: i want darker hair and green eyes.
Anything you are physically ashamed of?: yes.
Any piercings/ink?: yes/no
If so, are you satisified or do you want more?: more !
Do you pamper yourself occassionally?: yeahhhhhhh.
If so, how?: idk!
Do you have glasses/contacts?: yea.
Do you have freckles?: no.
What's your build (truthfully)?: average, i guess.
What kind of deoderant do you use?: ban.
What about shampoo?: idkkk
What does your hair look like right now?: curly.
What about on a normal basis?: Straight
Last chance to add anything on the physical appearance I have forgotten: I HAVE A HUGE NOSE.
Let's get to know the REAL you. You know, the stuff on the inside.
ARE YOU:
Serious/Light-hearted?: both.
Dry/Out there - sense of humor?: funnyyyyyy.
Selfish/Selfless?: Both
Academic/Athletic?: Academic
Trusting/TrustWORTHY?: neither.
Happy on the inside AND outside?: i guess.
Easy/Hard to talk to?: Easy I think
... able to open up to others easily?: Yeah
Stressed out at times?: probably.
Heartbroken?: no more.
Honest with yourself?: nope.
A heartbreaker?: No
In love?: No
... loved?: i hope.
Smart?: someitmes.
Open to suggestions?: i guess.
Open to change?: not very.
Religious?: No
A good friend?: i try!
Hey, speaking of "good friends." Let's explore that, shall we?
Would you rather ...
Have 100 acquaintance "friends" ...:
... or a few CLOSE friends, only ?: CLOSE.
If you chose acquaintance friendships:
Why?:
What makes the "no strings" style better?: nothing.
Do you like to party in large groups?: nah.
Name some people you would vacation with:: talia
Where would you go?: who cares, its with talia.
Are there people you trust more than others?: yes
If you chose a few CLOSE friends:
Why?: because i want love.
On to RELATIONSHIPS!
Status?: not currently in a relationship.
Like it?: noo.
Best memory:: YER MOM.
Worst memory:: YER DOG.
First kiss:: connor.
Virgin?: good god, yes!
What IS love, exactly?: true love is the soul’s recognition of its counterpart in another.
Do you want to fall in love?: yes.
Marriage and kids someday?: i think so.
Have you met "the one" ?: no.
Do you BELIEVE in "the one" ?: yes.
RANDOMosity, basically. Ready?
Do you ...
... drink?: nah.
... party?: nah.
... smoke?: nah.
... drugs?: nah.
... tell secrets?: yes.
... like to sing?: to myself.
... dye your hair?: sometimes.
... drive?: No
... listen to music while you do hmwk?: yeah
... DO your homework?: Sometimes.
... make good grades?: i hope.
... have pets?: yeah.
... like to read?: its ok.
HAVE YOU ...
... skinnydipped?: no.
... fallen from a great height?: no.
... broken a bone?: No
... had a major surgery?: No
... kissed a total stranger?: no.
... skydived?: no.
... bungeejumped?: no.
... lost someone you loved?: Yeah.
... made new friends?: Yeah.
... lost old friends?: Yeah.
... written a song?: hahahaha with talia when we were like, 6
... prayed?: yea.
... slept under the stars?: i think.
... tanned in a bed?: no.
... been deep sea fishing?: No.
... loved someone so much it made you cry?: maybe.
... made a mistake that you regretted?: Yeah.
... learned from a mistake?: Yeah
... said something you wanted to take back?: god yes.
... wished you could go back in time?: nope.
Just to clear some things up ... and finish this off:
Right/Left Handed:: righty.
What side of the bed do you sleep on?: closest to the wall?
Last person you slept with?: well, me.
Last person you hugged?: ben.
Last person you called?: dad.
Last person you kissed?: connor? eeeek.
Last person who called YOU?: dad.
Last person you texted?: ruth.
Last person who texted YOU?: ruth.
Last IM? keith
Last thing you thought?: idk?
Last thing you said aloud?: i love you ben!
What was the last thing you wanted to say ... but didnt?: idk
Have you ever..?
[ ] Given a hickey
[x] Danced around in your underwear
[ ] Gotten a hickey
[x] Gone to summer camp
[x] Sang into your hairbrush
[x] Refused to listen to a teacher
[x]Cried in public
[ ]Made a perverted snowman
[x]Done the splits
[x]Picked flowers from other people's lawns
[x] Walked around in your underwear
[x] Been grounded
[x]Tripped on your feet
[x]Checked under your bed before going to sleep
[x]Played on a sports team
[x] Spent all day on the computer
[x] Worn black nail polish
[x] Forgotten a birthday of someone important
[x]Had a conversation with yourself
[x]Fallen asleep at school
[ ]Lied to a doctor
[x]Been to a slumber party
[x]Had a pillow fight
[x]Lied about your age
[x]Made fun of someone to fit in
[x]Stood up for someone who was being bullied
[x]Heard people talking badly about you
[x]Been called fat
[ ]Been called anorexic
[ ]Fainted
[ ]Went outside in underwear
[x]Worn an article of clothing without realising the tag was still on
[ ]Kicked someone 5 years younger than you
[ ]Cursed at a teacher
[x]Cried in front of a teacher
[x]Cursed at a parent
[ ]Done drugs
[x] Licked somebody
[ ]Had sex
[x]Called the police
[x]Made a prank call
[x]Stolen something from a store
[ ]Said a racist comment and meant it
[ ]Made yourself throw up
[x]Thought you were going crazy
[ ]Doubted your sexuality
[x]Lied to a teacher
[ ]Wished you were dead
[ ]Tried to kill yourself
[x]Given the finger to a complete stranger
[x]Been to a concert
[x] Went to school in pajamas
[ ]Hurt an animal on purpose
[ ]Broken something that was special to someone else because you were mad
[x]Cheated on a test
[x]Copied off of someone else's homework
[ ]Sworn at a little kid
[ ]Driven while you were drunk
[ ]Been in a car accident
[x]Spit in someone's food
[ ]Ran away from home
[ ] Skinny-dipped
[ ]Held a real gun
[ ]Wished someone would die
[ ]Been beaten up
[ ]Beat someone else up
[ ]Wished someone would be raped
[x]Wondered what the world has come to
[x]Had a crush on a teacher
[x]Ate so much you got sick
[ ]Hurt yourself on purpose
[x]Thrown a glass object so that it broke
[ ]Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Kissed someone you hardly knew
[ ]Smoked a cigarette
[ ]Broken a bone
[x]Biten someone
[x]Worn a mini skirt
[ ]Made out with someone of the same sex
[ ]Eaten dog/cat food
[x]Stuck gum under a table
[x]Written on a desk at school
[x]Chewed a pencil
[x]Spit on someone
[x]Been spit on
[ ]Driven over your lawn
[x]Told your crush you liked them
[ ]Skipped class
[x]Written on a cubicle in a public bathroom
[x]Stayed up all night
[x]Eaten a bag of cookies in a day
[ ]Been kicked out of a store
[ ]Put dog/cat food in someone's food
[x]Refused to pay someone back after you promised you would
[x]Read someone else's diary
[x]Sworn at an animal
[x]Tripped in public
[x]Walked into a pole
[x]Walked into a parked car
[x]Found someone much older than you very attractive
[x]Stapled your finger
[ ]Laughed at someone who was seriously hurt
[ ]Found a bug in your cereal
[x]Been so lazy you wouldn't get up to go to the bathroom
[x]Fell off the bed
[x]Peed your pants at school
[x]Watched porn
[ ]Almost drowned
[ ]Had a black eye
[ ]Went rollerblading and crashed into a bush
[x]Made fun of someone because they were fat
[ ]Snuck out of the house
[x]Dyed your hair
[x]Cut your own hair
[x]Been stung by a bee/wasp
[x]Climbed on a roof
[x halloween]Worn gothic make-up
[x]Had a contact break in your eye
[ ]Had food poisoning
[ ]Had heat-stroke
[x]Bought an article of clothing and never wore it
[x]Cut yourself on a blade
[x]Fallen on glass
[x]Worn an article of clothing that was lime green
[ ]Eaten a bug
[x]Eaten something that fell on the ground
[ ]Had surgery
[x]Needed braces
[x]Failed a test
[ ]Failed a class
[ ]Been teacher's pet
[ ]Been teacher's least favorite student
[x]Slow danced
[x]Been afraid of the dark
[x]Seriously thought of hurting someone else
[x]Had a cavity
SIX THINGS IN YOUR ROOM:
1. computer.
2. phone.
3. retainer.
4. laundrey.
5. bed.
6. me!
TOP SIX THINGS YOU SAY MOST:
1. supp.
2. fuck you
3. [weird laughing noises]
4. don't talk, ever.
5. whore!
6. i fucking love you
no specific order, of ocurse.
SIX THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:
1. talia.
2. sleep.
3. food.
4. friends.
5. glasses!
6. a heart!
SIX THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. fall in love.
2. find my talent.
3. get a job.
4. stop mooching money from my parents.
5. actually accomplish something!
6. travel!
Do You:
1- Believe in God?: a higher power, yes.
2- Had a dream come true?: yeah, i have dreams all the time and then later on, they happen. it's like a huge de ja vous (i suck at spelling obv.)
3- Read the newspaper?: nope.
4- Pray?: no.
5- Have a job?: no.
6- Attend church?: no.
Have you ever:
1. Gone skinny dipping?: no.
2. Had surgery?: no.
3. Swam in the dark?: yeah.
4. been to a bonfire?: yeah.
5. Ran away from home?: yeah.
6. Played strip poker?: no.
SIX THINGS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS:
Have you...
1= Cried?: no.
2= Sang?: yeah.
3= Been kissed?: nope.
4= Felt stupid?: yeah.
5= Talked to an ex?: nope.
6= Missed someone?: always.