I think I broke my ass...

[sharonc258]

...it really really REALLY hurts now. I might've done something to my tailbone. And I'm too embarrased to tell my doctor/bro-in-law about it because I hurt it while drunk. (Oh, did i mention I lost my wallet in the cab ride home that night too? Yeah...super genius.) It even hurts to pull my pants/underwear up.

:(

Comments

[cantony]

Sounds like a great night!

[cantony]

(I don't know how I posted that previous entry...)

You should get your ass checked if you think it's serious. You don't have to give specifics about how it occurred... just say you did a CAntony... tripped over absolutely NOTHING! The CAntony is a medical mystery, I tell ya!

[sharonc258]

yeah...i just told Bruce i happened to trip because of my new shoes. He did a little test on me, and said I probably did something to my coccyx (the part of the tailbone right above my crack). He said even if there's a fracture, there's really nothing I can do about it besides take tons of ibruprofen (800mg) and let it heal. Oh yeah...he says I should buy one of those doughnut tube things to put on my office chair so my ass doesn't hurt as much. Lovely.

[chrissstopher]

ok... i'm sorry i laughed... a little

[sharonc258]

It's ok. I laugh each time I take a shower because I can't even bend over to wash my feet.

[chrissstopher]

you'll be fine in no time. my ass has been through a lot and it always pulls through...

[sharonc258]

hhahahahaha.

sorry. I know you're telling the truth, and that just amuses me.