I went to see a friend's play on Saturday night - I really like his writing style eh (I've seen a couple of his plays).
Anyway, the story centres around a fat ugly depressed social outcast of a binge-eating woman who talks to herself constantly. The play basically shows her decline and rejection by everybody: the guy she randomly hooked up rejecting her the morning after, her job treating her like shit, her flatmates kicking her out, etc.
"Debbie, have you got a minute?" "Not really, I was on my way out." "Umm... this kind of can't wait. Sit down." "Okay." "Umm... the three of us have decided to kick you out of the flat." "What?" "We've decided we can't really live with you anymore." "But I'm the leaseholder." "Yes we still want you to remain the leaseholder, we just don't want you to keep living here." "Okay..." "See, I still want to be friends, and hang out and stuff." "But I'm the leaseholder." "Yes, I know."
I, too am counting the days, as are most of the rest of the family. It's good that you want to come home for family and friends because this years very harsh winter is certainly no reason to return.
I'm glad that the house mate situation worked itself out, I didn't realize that you were looking for someone new. I'm sure your "spidey senses" were tingling being reminded of the roommate situation when you moved in.
I'm waiting as fast as I can for you to come home. Good luck on your exams and assignments as classes come to an end.
I told an American that potatoes were illegal in Canada. She offered to try and smuggle some over the border so I could know what I was missing. And when asked what we get with our burgers @ mdconalds, I told her deep fried carrot sticks.
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Anyway, the story centres around a fat ugly depressed social outcast of a binge-eating woman who talks to herself constantly. The play basically shows her decline and rejection by everybody: the guy she randomly hooked up rejecting her the morning after, her job treating her like shit, her flatmates kicking her out, etc.
"Debbie, have you got a minute?"
"Not really, I was on my way out."
"Umm... this kind of can't wait. Sit down."
"Okay."
"Umm... the three of us have decided to kick you out of the flat."
"What?"
"We've decided we can't really live with you anymore."
"But I'm the leaseholder."
"Yes we still want you to remain the leaseholder, we just don't want you to keep living here."
"Okay..."
"See, I still want to be friends, and hang out and stuff."
"But I'm the leaseholder."
"Yes, I know."
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At this point, the people who move in will be sub-subletting, I think.
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I'm glad that the house mate situation worked itself out, I didn't realize that you were looking for someone new. I'm sure your "spidey senses" were tingling being reminded of the roommate situation when you moved in.
I'm waiting as fast as I can for you to come home. Good luck on your exams and assignments as classes come to an end.
Love Mom
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Twelve days now!
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Deep-fried carrot-sticks? Ahahahahaha :P
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(I'm also starting out with parentheses!!)
I seriously can't WAIT to come home. 11 more days now!!!!!
I need to learn how to not laugh. I laugh far too much.
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