To preface this I would like to say: I really love this Little Grey Moon-Cat. He's my favorite.
*Mysterious Shuffling Noises from the other side of the Nest-Like Construct*
What will you do?
Lean over and see what it is.
Ignore it.
Throw something over there.
>>Ignore it.
That’s a bad idea. What if it’s something really bad?
What will you do?
>> Lean over and see what it is.
You leaned over and carefully peered over the edge of your Nest-Like Construct.
You see your little grey cat shuffling about. What will you do?
Make a twisty-lips face of consternation and go back to whatever it was you were doing.
Ask Little Grey Cat what he is doing.
>> Ask Little Grey Cat what he is doing.
Your cat looks at you with his Moon-Round eyes and bats at the expanding file folder on the floor. He never takes his eyes off of you.
You feel a bit disconcerted. You think your cat is more intelligent that what he lets on.
... ...
Go to sleep?
Yes.
No.
>>Yes.
Little Grey Moon-Cat decides to levitate onto the Nest-Like Construct and lay on your chest. Push him off?
Yes.
No, he’ll just climb right back on and step on your neck in retribution.
>> No, he’ll just climb right back on and step on your neck in retribution.
You let him stay where he's at. Little Grey Moon-Cat purrrs happily as you fall asleep. That night you had a dream that you were Superbi Squalo. Your sociopath stat has increased by Two.