My squee, I share it.

[sharpestscalpel]

zombieboyband LOOK AT THIS PIT:

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[ken_ichijouji]

That dog is one dapper mother-fucker.

[sharpestscalpel]

She's wearing pearls! She is way more elegant than I will ever be.

[imachar]

I love the look on the other dog's face...

[sharpestscalpel]

This photo is crying out for captions, isn't it?

[zombieboyband]

OH MY GOD HER HAT IS AMAZING AND LOOK AT HOW POISED SHE IS OMGOMG. AND HER STUDDED PINK COLLAR.

ohmygoddddd.

(you know me well)

THE OTHER DOG STANDS BEFORE THE GLORY, ABASHED.

[zombieboyband]

ohmygod an I actually read the article and NNNGGGHHH the pits WON THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD AND askjfdskjgdjkfd. There is hope for the future.

I spent part of today wrangled three pit puppies, too. FAVORITEST DOG.

[sharpestscalpel]

I THOUGHT OF YOU IMMEDIATELY IMMEDIATELY.

MY HEART SANG SONGS FROM THE SOUND OF MUSIC - THE HILLS ARE FUCKING ALIVE.

Also, Freya needs to learn to wear a damn hat. She's good with collars. But I think our new goal is a fancy hat. And a pearl necklace. And a dress. And a cup of tea.

[zombieboyband]

Well, clearly, good with collars = she needs some pearls, chop chop. They will ~inspire~ her to work towards the hat. You can't expect a lady to skip steps like that.

TEA FOR PITBULLS EVERYWHERE.

I don't think I ever told you, but Freya is an excellent name. Loki the cat approves, and makes faces at us for skipping around pantheons for naming Persephone.

I am currently applying to 289249824 basic retail jobs because I can no longer contain my need for my very own dog in my liiife. And by dog I mean, cough, one of the many "terrier mixes" at the shelter.

[citizenjess]

If you've seen "Dead Like Me," this dog is Daisy Adaire, man. Also, your dog and couch = GLEE.

[sharpestscalpel]

I HAVE seen Dead Like Me! I actually watched a shit load of it one desperately depressing holiday season and wept copious tears over the mother issues. Because omg.

And that is the most apt comparison EVER.

At first it was very Driving Miss Daisy, and then HELLO

[citizenjess]

Yeah, it's one of those shows you just weep at; joyously, and then heartbreakingly. Either way, there is going to be snot coming out of your nose for the duration of your viewage.

Re: At first it was very Driving Miss Daisy, and then HELLO

[sharpestscalpel]

IT IS.

I'm super terrible at television - I like what I like and I don't like anything else. And I have proven very frustrating to other people because I almost never like what they want me to like - basically, I don't watch tv. Except sometimes I watch stuff in bulk. Like, on instant watch. (I like documentaries.)

Dead Like Me was charming enough to make me care about people without being manipulative about it - I hate feeling manipulated by my entertainment.

I have Feelings about these things, you know?

[yeomanrand]

Remind me to tell you some time about Arlo the Pitten Bull of Love.