Another meme!

Dec 12, 2011 20:26

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

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caitri December 13 2011, 01:38:28 UTC
The one where Kirk stays with Eomer in Middle Earth! :D

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sharpestscalpel December 13 2011, 01:46:05 UTC
The long blond curls tickled Jim's abdomen and thighs (harder and more defined than it had been when Jim had first arrived in Rohan, three seasons ago) when his lover leaned over him, teasing; Jim grabbed and Eomer dodged - the two men tussled in the bedclothes. They were mindful of their strength and skills. This was nothing but play, after all.

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caitri December 13 2011, 03:48:58 UTC
URK.

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sharpestscalpel December 13 2011, 03:54:00 UTC
There's also this whole discourse in my head about how Kirk's name means the lord's house - and Eomer is a horse lord....

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pearl_o December 13 2011, 01:57:33 UTC
How about the story where Erik and Charles meet in a bar and Erik's pick up lines have coin tricks?

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sharpestscalpel December 13 2011, 02:05:10 UTC
"So, what happens if I guess right?" The floppy-haired man at the bar laughed, his red mouth open and his body language inviting. His name was Charles and he was the kind of man who could be picked up in a bar with a coin trick.

Erik smiled with all his teeth, just a bit predatory. "Head for heads. Tail for tails." Erik would make sure Charles guessed correctly; he liked the look of this one.

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pearl_o December 13 2011, 02:07:52 UTC
:D!!!

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sharpestscalpel December 13 2011, 02:10:40 UTC
Now I kind of want to WRITE THIS WHOLE STORY.

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yeomanrand December 13 2011, 03:05:18 UTC
The one where Charles has Latke-making-fail.

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sharpestscalpel December 13 2011, 03:14:48 UTC
"Your oil needs to be hotter." The dry voice, words delivered with a sardonic twist that was bitter as lemon peel, made Charles flinch - Erik wasn't supposed to be home for another hour. Charles wasn't anywhere near done.

Flour littered the horizontal surfaces of the kitchen, trailed from the countertop to the floor.

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yeomanrand December 13 2011, 03:16:32 UTC
Ah, poor Charles. :) I wonder if he's ever cooked anything before...

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sharpestscalpel December 13 2011, 03:25:34 UTC
He has mastered the correct cereal to milk ratio. The rest is just too much for him to worry about. He's excellent at calling for delivery though.

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rubynye December 13 2011, 03:47:31 UTC
The one where Raven plays Charles for Erik and Erik plays Charles for her.

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sharpestscalpel December 13 2011, 03:52:54 UTC
Erik chuckled, out of breath and desperately overheated from their exertions, against Raven's neck, the blue skin so fine pored it felt like wet satin. "You have no idea how much energy it takes to pretend that sort of boundless optimism."

Though of course she does; Raven's just more practiced at putting on Charles like a mask with an old-fashioned suit attached. She huffed a laugh of her own and stretched, relaxing back into her own form. "Practice being earnest more."

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rubynye December 13 2011, 04:04:42 UTC
Yes and yes and also YES. Thank you!

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sharpestscalpel December 13 2011, 04:08:40 UTC
Thank YOU for prompting it! It's a fun idea, thinking of the way they'd each have to play it.

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introductory December 13 2011, 04:03:33 UTC
The one where Kirk and Charles discuss pick-up techniques.

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sharpestscalpel December 13 2011, 04:07:27 UTC
Kirk's got no idea how he did it, but this little guy, this short man has managed to drink Kirk under the table. Proverbially. Not literally. Neither of them are in actual point of fact under the table. That's probably because they are draped over the top of the table and, oh, oh, oh, Bones is going to kill Kirk in the morning. If that guy with all the teeth doesn't do it first.

"No, no," says the short man with the floppy hair and weird accent - not that accents are weird because Kirk is a man of the galaxy and he knows there are lots of ways to pronounce Standard, just look at his own crew, his amazing beautiful wonderful crew - "you have to have a hook. I use mutation - everyone has a mutation of some kind, after all." He's way more serious about the topic than Kirk can wrap his head around after all the blue stuff they've had to drink between them. But the serious business scientist act is cute. Kirk's always liked 'em brainy.

He's probably going to end up under the table after all.

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introductory December 13 2011, 04:10:43 UTC
HIGH-PITCHED NOISES OF GLEE

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sharpestscalpel December 13 2011, 04:11:35 UTC
SPOILER ALERT: Kirk and Charles GET IT ON. Kirk remains confused as to how this is his life. HE HAS NO OBJECTIONS.

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