"It's a' me! You can do it!"

[sharpmaskedman]

So I was planning on going to bed, only then I found this on Scans Daily.

Sure, walking's fine... But sometimes a walk won't do... Neither will a stroll, a saunter or a jog. Sometimes, you just need a... SPRINT.

There is so much to love here that I don't know where to start.

Comments

[punchthewhat]

A contract with God.

[sharpmaskedman]

That tied with Mario being his Inspirational Shoulder Angel of Jumping for my favorite moment in the story.

[punchthewhat]

I want a Mario Jumping Angel. I think I'll go jump some shit RIGHT NOW

[sharpmaskedman]

Just remember to double tap 'A' in the middle of the jump!