stephenie meyers can go burn in hell!
WTF? "THE NEXT J.K. ROWLING?" Bite me, Stephenie Meyers.
For those of you who haven't read the "Twilight" series, here's a brief overview of the main characters.
ISABELLA = Bella = Love of Edward Cullen's long, long, long, long, long ass life = uber bitch
EDWARD = Vampire = Sparkly Vampire = Pushover = Drama Queen Extraordinaire
JACOB = Werewolf = In love with Bella = Another Whiny Bitch
So there you have it. Two whiny bitches and a guy who is so besotted by one of them that he definitely comes down in my book.
I don't get it. Why are these books so popular? They're BAD. They're basically the same old thing we've seen for a long time; girl meets vampire, vampire and girl fall in love. Only then, those characters were actually entertaining and not complete morons.
BUT MOST OF ALL, I HATE BELLA SWANN.
She VOLUNTARILY moves to Forks, then bitches about how it's so cold and damp and how she is so used to the Phoenix weather where it's as sunny as Hell there. She COULD have stayed in sunny Florida with her mom and her mom's luva, but she said no. Cuz she's a bitch.
She constantly refers to herself as ugly or plain or unattractive, and yet, there are like 5 (FIVE) whole guys just DYING to date her. But she's also clumsy (JUST CUZ YOU FALL OFF A FUCKING BIKE ONCE IN A WHILE DOES NOT MAKE YOU CLUMSY; TRY FALLING OFF A FUCKING CURB AND BREAKING YOUR LEG IN FIVE PLACES, AND THEN GET BACK TO ME...bitch), so that just makes her more attractive (SIDE NOTE ONE).
And, oh yeah, her dad buys her a fucking TRUCK, free of charge on her part. And she bitches that it's not what she expected. What a hobag.
SIDE NOTE ONE: Since when did being clumsy equal SEXY?
For those of you who haven't read the "Twilight" series, here's a brief overview of the main characters.
ISABELLA = Bella = Love of Edward Cullen's long, long, long, long, long ass life = uber bitch
EDWARD = Vampire = Sparkly Vampire = Pushover = Drama Queen Extraordinaire
JACOB = Werewolf = In love with Bella = Another Whiny Bitch
So there you have it. Two whiny bitches and a guy who is so besotted by one of them that he definitely comes down in my book.
I don't get it. Why are these books so popular? They're BAD. They're basically the same old thing we've seen for a long time; girl meets vampire, vampire and girl fall in love. Only then, those characters were actually entertaining and not complete morons.
BUT MOST OF ALL, I HATE BELLA SWANN.
She VOLUNTARILY moves to Forks, then bitches about how it's so cold and damp and how she is so used to the Phoenix weather where it's as sunny as Hell there. She COULD have stayed in sunny Florida with her mom and her mom's luva, but she said no. Cuz she's a bitch.
She constantly refers to herself as ugly or plain or unattractive, and yet, there are like 5 (FIVE) whole guys just DYING to date her. But she's also clumsy (JUST CUZ YOU FALL OFF A FUCKING BIKE ONCE IN A WHILE DOES NOT MAKE YOU CLUMSY; TRY FALLING OFF A FUCKING CURB AND BREAKING YOUR LEG IN FIVE PLACES, AND THEN GET BACK TO ME...bitch), so that just makes her more attractive (SIDE NOTE ONE).
And, oh yeah, her dad buys her a fucking TRUCK, free of charge on her part. And she bitches that it's not what she expected. What a hobag.
SIDE NOTE ONE: Since when did being clumsy equal SEXY?