I have a virus or food poisoning, so you get to read about what I've been doing in between trying to work at home, to deal with bill-collectors on the phone, and to practice for the Olympic tryouts (sprinting to the bathroom):
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Sharrainchains User Number: 1139729
Date Created:06/24/2003
Number of Posts: 409
Sharrainchains is one of LJ's many cartoon superheroines and Drama Magnates/Magnets[?]. She seeks to save LJ and the world from the villainy of those who talk in theaters, mispronounce the word coupon, and wear their bottoms on their shoulders.
Strengths: She is super-intelligent, pragmatic and romantic, bloody-mindedly determined, able to rise to challenges, a great hostess, and a survivor.
Weaknesses: She fears insects/rats/commitment/ abandonment; goes berserk over lies or disloyalty; and cannot handle chores involving stamps/vacuums/trash bags.
Special Skills: She generates enough heat to cause spontaneous combustion, swims like a fish, sees in the dark, and has a hypnotic voice.
Weapons: Corrosive words and dangerous curves.
Motto: WWLD: What would Lara Do?
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Nymph of Cups
Sharrainchains A coy nymph waits in a pool of water, half turned to best display her charms.
Divinatory Meanings: Sharrainchains (the nymph of cups) is a card of complacent liquidity - with the strength, beauty, seductiveness, and bounty of the ocean.
Reversed: Like the ocean when moved, the nymph of cups can wreck 'ships, erode patience and confidence, and drown you and herself in an emotional storm.
Element: Water
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