Lemming again...
Cribbed from many (most lately elissa_carey:
Sharrainchains in Control Ought DeleteIn this compelling travesty, Sharrainchains (Gwyneth Paltrow) is an elite FBI agent with a three movie deal. She promises to protect Ivorydamsel (Salma Hayek) before the seemingly innocent mizbuffy (Halle Berry) gets to her. With guns blazing, she sneaks into Mizbuffy's submarine, twenty-two days too late. ( Read more... )
Sharrainchains in Control Ought DeleteIn this compelling travesty, Sharrainchains (Gwyneth Paltrow) is an elite FBI agent with a three movie deal. She promises to protect Ivorydamsel (Salma Hayek) before the seemingly innocent mizbuffy (Halle Berry) gets to her. With guns blazing, she sneaks into Mizbuffy's submarine, twenty-two days too late. ( Read more... )
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That is hilarious.
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