In defense of my even owning a LiveJournal
Some of you may have noticed that I haven't been updating my LiveJournal recently - it's doubtful, I'll grant you, but you may have done.
Anyway, you probably heedlessly jumped to the conclusion that this is because I've had nothing to write about; this is as far from the truth as you could imagine (providing you are incredibly unimaginative), and ( Read more... )
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as I rose again, I observed that the local postman was striding across the street, approaching our house; he carried in his hand a single letter - not a package, and thus rather thin; thin enough, I wondered, to fit through the crack of a door? A plan was forming in my mind. Cunningly, I unfurled the paper-clip, and when the postman had passed through the front gate, I poked him in the neck with it until he conceded to giving me the bulkiest package in his bag; I used this to smash in a window
Priceless!!!!
Also, buy 7th guest!!!
Also... I wish I had a mysterious admirer... :(
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