i would bang the crap outta drew barrymore

[shatteredwithin]

so yours truly, upon passing a drug test, will be a faithful employee of walmart. yes. walmart. thats how bad i need money. plus ill be the smartest person in that store, so i figure ill take it over in like, what? 2? 3 weeks? somethin like that. im really hopin the custodian job comes through though. much better than walmart. ill stay at

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[anonymous]

Congrats on the Job
-tat

[itasianinvasion]

Finally, an inside man. My daring Wal-Mart Heist is finally coming together.
Matt

fuckin smiley

[kjweinmann]

if ya see that fuckin smiley face, punch it