I have a suspicion...

[shaula82]

...that my work's trying to fatten us up for Christmas

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[just_surreal]

chocolate sultanas = mouth sex.

mmm.

[dievle]

They are definitely trying to fatten you up. Soon they will try to cook and eat you. You should probably start carrying weapons to work.

Alternatively, you could pretend to eat all the delicious treats but instead... dispose of them... by given them to me... :)