shauna says:
so is sandra ferrens the holy terror as rumoured?
Sha-nah-nah-nah-nah-noushka! says:
not too bad actually.
Sha-nah-nah-nah-nah-noushka! says:
though she did ask us to tighten our anal sphincters in one exercise.
shauna says:
eek
shauna says:
that's... personal

How excited am I for acting class tomorrow morning?

I think I can predict fairly accurately that the whole Tomkat kerfuffle will end in a murder-suicide.  That, or a bitter divorce in which neither party is awarded custody on the grounds that sole guardianship cannot be undertaken by artificial intelligence, and in light of an embarassing courtroom scandal in which Tom Cruise reveals his plans for a ( Read more... )

Recently I was allowed the elite privilege of paying a visit to the reputed north island city of Nanaimo.  While there I experienced MANY a joy to rival those patheticisms St. Nick might pull out of his ass and call Christmas presents.  These included, but were certainly not limited to, the following ( Read more... )

You can do this too if you're a useless fuck-up like me.  Open up iTunes (or whatever you use instead, you caveman), set it to shuffle, press play, and type the first song that plays for the first question.  Then press next, and type the second song for the second question, and so on and so forth.  And don't cheat.  Because that would be cheating ( Read more... )

I just YouTubed Shirley Phelps-Roper (daughter of Fred Phelps) and her two daughters being interviewed on the Tyra Banks Show, and I have to say, I think the comment by one user put it most accurately (if slightly moronically): "omg!!! they made Tyra Banks look wise... XD"

Is it wrong that since I replaced my boring old soap with yummy smelling body wash, showering is sort of my favorite part of the day?  Sometimes I shower when I don't even need to.  Maybe I should seek help.

1) Paul McCartney circa 1960-70.  Mmmmmm Paul McCartney.

2) Paper Bag Princess, The.  I aspire to BE Robert Munsch.  Minus the head-to-toe denim.

3) Parties.

4) Painting/paintings.

5) Procrastinating!  ie the only reason I am doing something silly such as this.

6) 'Prov.  That counts.  Shut up.

7) Platonic relationships.  Perhaps a little bit too much.

8 ( Read more... )

I am still awake.  This is an issue.  It is 4:30am.  I have to get up for class at 7:00am.  If I want a shower.  Which I do.  Because I likes the clean.  I tried to go to sleep.  But that just resulted in a lot of me lying in the dark with my eyes open.  And that is just silly.  You see, what has happened is that I've become turned around.  I'm  ( Read more... )

This is a letter in a collection of about a million that I have to read for my Medieval Studies paper.  This particular one punched me right in the stomach though.  And I just ate a bunch of chocolate ( Read more... )

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