"Just because."
I made this post in honor of locke_cole076's post of the same nature, just to keep the ball rolling.
I'll spare you the speech about how gay marriages are just as wholesome as straight ones, you've heard that before. Instead, here's a breakdown of the people who disagree (for no good reason, really).
Homophobes are traditionally fucking retarded, and adopt the usual narrowminded point of view on homosexuality found in high schools just because they're too stupid to think for themselves. That, and the underlying fear of being shunned by their idiot friends for speaking the truth. Homophobes are sheep, simply put.
If you question a homophobe's reasoning, 9 times out of 10 you won't get an intelligible answer. When it all comes down to it, most homophobes don't look at the truth or weigh both camps in their mind and realize how retarded their stance on the matter is. "Just because" is not an answer, you douchebags.
The other 1/10 is usually made up of Christians who need to get a life. A whole 'nother kind of narrowminded dolts. They'll preach for hours about God's word and how gay marriage is forbidden in the Bible. Yeah, so as long as they ignore "do unto my brothers as you would do unto me", another notable quote from the good book, they're in the clear. Morons. You just know after they go on about the "moral and sacriligeous injustice" of gay marriage, they'll go home and download music (oops, "thou shalt not steal"), watch porn (oops, "lust"), and cook themselves a huge turkey dinner and eat it in front of the TV (oops, "gluttony", "sloth", somewhat "greed). You can't have it both ways, you twats.
If you're a homophobe, I won't be as rough on you as my buddy Matt Martin, but I will fire you if you my coffee isn't on my desk within the 5 minute mark. Sheep.
Additional props to Heather England for standing up in the face of adversity. Fucking adversity. Much love.
That's it. If you don't like what you see, blow me.
I'll spare you the speech about how gay marriages are just as wholesome as straight ones, you've heard that before. Instead, here's a breakdown of the people who disagree (for no good reason, really).
Homophobes are traditionally fucking retarded, and adopt the usual narrowminded point of view on homosexuality found in high schools just because they're too stupid to think for themselves. That, and the underlying fear of being shunned by their idiot friends for speaking the truth. Homophobes are sheep, simply put.
If you question a homophobe's reasoning, 9 times out of 10 you won't get an intelligible answer. When it all comes down to it, most homophobes don't look at the truth or weigh both camps in their mind and realize how retarded their stance on the matter is. "Just because" is not an answer, you douchebags.
The other 1/10 is usually made up of Christians who need to get a life. A whole 'nother kind of narrowminded dolts. They'll preach for hours about God's word and how gay marriage is forbidden in the Bible. Yeah, so as long as they ignore "do unto my brothers as you would do unto me", another notable quote from the good book, they're in the clear. Morons. You just know after they go on about the "moral and sacriligeous injustice" of gay marriage, they'll go home and download music (oops, "thou shalt not steal"), watch porn (oops, "lust"), and cook themselves a huge turkey dinner and eat it in front of the TV (oops, "gluttony", "sloth", somewhat "greed). You can't have it both ways, you twats.
If you're a homophobe, I won't be as rough on you as my buddy Matt Martin, but I will fire you if you my coffee isn't on my desk within the 5 minute mark. Sheep.
Additional props to Heather England for standing up in the face of adversity. Fucking adversity. Much love.
That's it. If you don't like what you see, blow me.