This morning I woke up tired and the coffee I had just combined with the 3 gallons of coffee I had yesterday to make me a grumbly mess.  So when Obnoxious Arkansas Guy behind me is going on and on about the SEC being the best conference, I set off a couple of fire alarms with the smoke coming out of my ears ( Read more... )

It is not a good time to be a Philly sports fan.  The Eagles were mercifully spared another loss this week by being idle.  The Phillies looked almost desultory in being swept by the Rockies.  (Maybe I'm not a math expert like my brother, but I know that getting half as many runs as the other team in each game means you won't win.)

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"Larry Craig Haiku"

If airport bathrooms
Aren't safe from prostituting
Senators, where is?

It's that time of year again.  Football season is about to start, the temperatures are starting to get a little cooler, and the increased influence of other people in school means that there's a bug going around.  I started to feel it a bit yesterday - a little sniffly, throat a tad scratchy, a touch of the chills.  I want to nip this sucker in the ( Read more... )

You're goddamn lucky, Felix.

My first official law school classes start at 9:00 a.m. later today.  The last week has been classes, but they haven't been official, only part of orientation week.  Torts and Contracts are tomorrow.  I guess this means I have to pay attention now ( Read more... )

It seems like the times of the biggest responsibilities are when I'm reminded the most of how kickass my childhood used to be.  I mean, don't get me wrong, by any stretch - I am ridiculously excited to be a Temple Owl, as you can see in this incredibly cheesy photo of me with my new ID
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I love the NFL, but I hate preseason games.  The league uses them to rip off season-ticket holders, forcing them to buy exhibition game tickets for real-game prices.  It's a total scam, an excuse for the league to get fat off the injuries of their players ( Read more... )

After taking the whole summer off, I'm ready to reuse this sucker to relieve stress and engage in drama during law school. I'm ensconsed in my place in Philly (1730A W. Tioga St., 19140) and, after the jump, I'll show you some pics of my new room, with almost all-new furniture and almost all-old wall decorations.

But the short version of things: I ( Read more... )