Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
- Marilyn Monroe

Count every " F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

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How many are there? Did you count carefully?

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Not necessarily the funniest, but undoubtedly the bravest comedy I've seen. I'm impressed, and Dubya didn't even get it!

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias"

Now I don't usually hassle people to act on my views about the state of the world, but Britain replacing our Trident nuclear weapons system at a cost of over £70bn has to be just the most transparently dumb thing I've seen.
( LJ cut - Greater idiocy )

Oh, he's just gloating now

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I increasingly come to a new level of self-awareness.. Through the lens of this new understanding I can begin to grasp the edges of an appreciation of a challenging fact - the sleek slippery conception slides away from me as slickly as it is able, but occasionally I grok that maybe I like NIN a little more than may be entirely healthy ( Read more... )

"I'm starting to see life as a series of choices between acceptance and chores. The less I accept bugs around me, the more chores I have to do to keep them away. The less dirt I accept on my floor, the more chores I have to do to clean it. Do you like dirt on your floor? Do you like cleaning it? Neither? Then you have chosen to like neither, and ( Read more... )

"We clutter the earth with our inventions, never dreaming that possibly they are unnecessary--or disadvantageous. We devise astounding means of communication, but do we communicate with one another? We move our bodies to and fro at incredible speeds, but do we really leave the spot we started from? Mentally, morally, spiritually, we are fettered. ( Read more... )

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