LOL

[shave_shamu]

"Who was the brainless asshole who invented this fucking thing!?!?!?!"
-Mother trying to open the chesse pouch with the easy slide and press grip seal

"If they had brains they would be dangerous"-Mother pouring chesse into a dish

Comments

lol indeed

[navarrorock]

wow lol hahaha too good.
your mom should have talked like that
when she gave us rides.
those would have been some good times.

Re: lol indeed

[shave_shamu]

i know huh?!?! she is a feisty lil one once you get to know her and her way with words is amazing...I have never heard so many obsceneties in my life...lol

[piranhakisses]

Hi baby!! Just saying hi, hope you like your gifts...hee hee I ain't telling you what they are loser

hee hee

[shave_shamu]

well hi there...can't say i love you too i see...hmmm I am hurt >=p...hee hee i love you too baby and i am opening the one that looks like a book when i get home tonight from work so nyah hahahahahaha bye baby I LOVE YOU!

lol

[orangethinking]

whoa... your mom...? whoa...

Re: lol

[shave_shamu]

si mon, my mom is quite the firecracker...sure don't look like it huh? and this is from a woman that works with kindergardeners...hee hee

too lazy to sign in :)but not lazy to type a life story SpaceCowboy

[anonymous]

yeah parents are very interesting at old age. my mom start saying"ese pendejo caraite, cara the colu,hijo de mil putas,estupido" all in one sentence and tahts the short version. yeah starts yelling that to people in her car with the windows, im like at atleast roll them down so they can hear it, then i get the same treatment, yeah she calls me son of a bitch, i was like i know, so yeah thats the life story

Re: too lazy to sign in :)but not lazy to type a life story SpaceCowboy

[shave_shamu]

hey man driving with her is awesome cuz she says the same shit to drivers and its hill-lar-ree-us!!!