List of things I love to do: - play operation naked so that I can see how I measure up - eat an entire pack of fountain pens and then go up to some really tough looking guy and flip him off. That way when he tries to hit me I can spit the ink at him and run away like a squid. - go to college get a really high paying job, and earn a million dollars. That way I can go up to Mr. T and pay him to put a white t-shirt on while I spray him with a super soaker. Then I can finally have the first wet Mr. T-shirt contest. - flash a blind person
Who am I? That is not important, for I speak of the desires of a people. I feel that I should, nay I must, speak the will of the people in compressed list. For aren't the truths of which I speak universal to all? Who hasn't had the desire to buy, two plump juicy christmas hams, go into the forest and use them to bongo, "The Eye of The Tiger", naked. I submit that we all must listen to our inner voices, even if they do sound like fran drescher.
this is dan gawne i told the kid to meet me at capitol n thats a drag raceway so there wouldnt be ne excuses. i never bak down from shit n i could care less what you write cuz you dodnt come n tlak to me face to face liek a man so that makes you just a bitch. you think i ever gavew a fuck about you fags, really funny when i went to st joe no one said shit but now someones talkin but it shoudl b funny to see how it is face to face. u got the number in the directory im not hidin let me kno when u want your ass beat.
You know, punctuation is a formality not commonly applied nowadays. It's a shame because it makes reading something so much more ... comprehensable.
Anyways, your Neanderthal-like approach to resolving conflict amuses me. Any problem you have, any dessention in ideas, can be fixed by a simple "ass beat"ing. Should your testosterone level drop enough for you to supercede your brutish manner, my mind is open to any intelligible arguments you might have to offer (which I expect to be terse at best.)
Put any big words you don't know into dictionary.com if you don't understand them, poor child.
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- play operation naked so that I can see how I measure up
- eat an entire pack of fountain pens and then go up to some really tough looking guy and flip him off. That way when he tries to hit me I can spit the ink at him and run away like a squid.
- go to college get a really high paying job, and earn a million dollars. That way I can go up to Mr. T and pay him to put a white t-shirt on while I spray him with a super soaker. Then I can finally have the first wet Mr. T-shirt contest.
- flash a blind person
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Anyways, your Neanderthal-like approach to resolving conflict amuses me. Any problem you have, any dessention in ideas, can be fixed by a simple "ass beat"ing. Should your testosterone level drop enough for you to supercede your brutish manner, my mind is open to any intelligible arguments you might have to offer (which I expect to be terse at best.)
Put any big words you don't know into dictionary.com if you don't understand them, poor child.
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