My Sherpa have abandoned me...

[shavedapebaby]

...unwilling to progress any further lest the creatures of the mountain close in. We cannot see them, but we hear their ululations in the near distance, something like a cross between the bone-jarring scream of enraged howler monkeys and the mournful wail of the American coyote. These are angry beasts, charged with protecting the mountain's secrets

Comments

[the_turtle_girl]

Pecan Divinity? I am so going to steal that from you.

[shavedapebaby]

I'm on a mountain in the Himalayas, surrounded by hellbeasts. Rotsa ruck, girlfriend.

[the_turtle_girl]

Yeah, but I can fly. And I can tame hellbeasts. They like me. :D

[shavedapebaby]

Damn, I should've brought you along instead of those lousy Sherpas.

[elenbarathi]

Woah, dude, I hope you survive! But even if you don't, you'll have had pecan divinity for your last meal, so that's a good thing at least.

[shavedapebaby]

Yes, pecan divinity just before being disemboweled by the slashing talons of these nightmares from the Pit. Rather like the alcohol swab before the lethal injection.

[elenbarathi]

I dunno... pecan divinity is some powerful mojo, man; eat enough of it and you just might have a chance there. I'm cheerin' for ya, anyway.

[leatheryoldbat]

Damn...it's a bitch to find good help these days. I'll try to get the bat plane to you in time......