Black smoke, white smoke

[shavedapebaby]

Mystery solved. Yesterday's half hour of confusion surrounding whether the smoke coming from the Vatican chimney was white or black stems from the fact that the oven used to burn the ballots of the College of Cardinals is inadequate. It is much too small for its intended use and in terrible shape after so many years, but tradition demands that the

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[leatheryoldbat]

*groan* All of that for one little pun!

[gmslegion]

Booooooooooo!

(But thanks!)

[nirol]

*holds nose*

[blackthornglade]

*ugh* That was....bad. *throws peanuts*

[ulbh]

I'm not up to the challenge of topping that myself right now (if ever), but here's a worse Feghoot from Dave Aronson.