I thought I'd update my livejournal.

That is all,

xROSSxALCOHOLISMxCOREx

Fuck all you smoochie bastards who celebrated Valentines Day (I mean VALENTINES GAY!) Yes this is the lament of the swingin' bachelor, fuck it I didn't have to buy anything (to quote Agoraphobic Nosebleed: "All I'm buying a bitch is a bag of dick to choke on") Oh yeah  even got you all a belated Valentines card


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Yawwwwwn, hello to you all again, you better brace yourselves and get ready for this thrilling installment in the boring, middle class, post-adolescent craptactular supershow of my life.

Last night for a change, I decided to throw on my Saturday night disco dancing attire (black shirt over grey long sleeve tee with Turbonegro button attatched, ( Read more... )

The Royal Rumble was on today, and I gotta tell ya (even though I'm sure you don't really care) it was a fucking disappointment, with the exception of the Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels and Chris Benoit winning the Royal Rumble and getting in the main event at Wrestlemania 20 (which I'll bok cos it's WRESTLE-FUCKING-MANIA FUCKING 20!!!)

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This week has been fucking great boys and girls. Firstly I had a job interview yesterday, and pretty much guaranteed the job pending the results of my medical. Secondly the employment agency I'm currently with issued a pay rise and forgot to add it or something (I wouldn't know I never open the pay statement things they mail me) and they threw some ( Read more... )

Getting up at 4:30am is fucking gay.

Anyways, here's some Agoraphobic Nosebleed lyrics, apparently inspired by Marque De Sade

35. The First Day of Sodom: Pussy Hair Prayer Rug

Trading pussy heaven
up for Immaculate Conception.

36. The Second Day of Sodom: Distortion in Eden

Ass of man tempts Eve.

37. The Third Day of Sodom: Serpent of the Gay Pride ( Read more... )

I was looking through the http://www.strangeland.com e-card section when I stumbled across this... 
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OK, it's time for Ross' gay Rolling Stone-esque year of music review thingy. let's get the ball rolling...(I will post fruity little commentaries about my choices)

Top 5 Albums of 2003

1. Turbonegro - Scandinavian Leather: The Norweigian kings of deathpunk reformed late last year and released this: A hedonistic glam/punk album that rocked like a ( Read more... )

I've been meaning to write this thing in for the past couple of days, but weed+general lack of motivation have forbidden me.

This SMS from my friend Kris is what I awoke to on Saturday morning after a night on the beer and the smoke:

Hey Ross, the way things r at the moment i dont realy wanna hook up with any1 n i dont wanna ruin our friendship ( Read more... )