I think there may be some errors in that article. I've corrected them for you:
"An 80-year-old Durham50-something-year-old Ottawa man was treated for minor injuries and released from hospital after being attacked by a goat. Investigation revealed that the victim was bending over to pick up his blue box on Chester Street, Durham Elmlea Street, Ottawa when a goat attacked him from behind and knocked him into the side of his residence. The goat was discovered to be owned by a neighbour. When asked for comment he responded that his son is a 'great disappointment' to him."
Where did the goat come from? I mean, I understand goats do just appear out of nowhere. I'm not joking, this has happened to me in the past. While hiking in China, a goat appeared out of nowhere. It was weird. It just kind of stared at us and we stared back. He was blocking the path, so we didn't know if he wanted to attack us or if he was calling out for attention and wanted to be petted. So he opted to pet him. We still aren't too sure if that was what the goat wanted. I hope we left him happy.
taking things away from the goat for a sec (sorry), and back to the Liberal leadership--where were ya this weekend? I figured you'd be all over the various media and Internets while all the action was happening. I was all ready to geek out with someone over the developments! :)
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"An 80-year-old Durham50-something-year-old Ottawa man was treated for minor injuries and released from hospital after being attacked by a goat. Investigation revealed that the victim was bending over to pick up his blue box on Chester Street, Durham Elmlea Street, Ottawa when a goat attacked him from behind and knocked him into the side of his residence. The goat was discovered to be owned by a neighbour. When asked for comment he responded that his son is a 'great disappointment' to him."
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I dig these press releases. You know it's a slow news day after the Liberal Convention is over. - Palmer
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