I was kind of. Surprised. (Business as usual, in other words.)
I also laughed my head off at the alt text of You stop clogging up my story with your troll fanfiction this instaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. TROLL FANFICTION. XDDD
AH is mad. MAD. <333
And there's Authorsplodin' afoot! What will this bring? What does Scratch want with the Aradia girl?! Where did she come from, and when? If the Empress is still alive now, and Aradia is on her ship and. UM. Whghjhg WHAT?!
...and what will this mean for our trolls? Is trolldom less screwed than it was? Or are they just more screwed? I DON'T EVEN KNOW - she goes to Earth and becomes the Batterwitch?
AH's insanity knows no bounds (the troll fanfiction thing made me laugh too. WHUT. Also, it seems like Scratch is not AH's favorite character. XD)
I don't think not!Aradia is on the ship now - she's in Scratch's mansion! Scratch just teleported her to the ship for a moment there. To torment her and confuse us.
I wonder... if she's Aradia's Ancestor, I used to think that that would mean she was picked out of time at some point long ago. But given that Ancestors and Heroes can exist at the same time, I guess it's not even impossible that she's actually a contemporary. What if both Aradia grubs landed at about the same time?? Although I still kind of wonder if she's not the v1 Aradia Hero (1Hf!).
I don't think it's possible from trolldom to be any more screwed than it is! Humanity on the other hand... The humans are about to scratch their game, and doing that might allow a Demonherald (and the demon) to enter their universe. Except the Batterwitch is already there, but then again, me and xparrot suspect that the human game was already
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...I completely missed the Betty Crocker stuff (I was looking at the red battleship symbol going...That looks familiar, but why....?) but OF COURSE OF COURSE XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
(isn't the First Guardian supposed to be Lord English's herald, though? or are those unrelated jobs...?)
Well, right now (Scratch's now, I mean) she would be alive even if she weren't immortal; she's traveling at near the speed of light, Scratch said, so time dilation kicks in and only a bit of time will pass for her. (though that brings up an interesting thing, that the Vast Glub was instantaneous around the universe...)
And Sollux hearing the Psiionic, yes, also of course! (I also XDXDXDX at the Psiionic's name using the letter "psi" - back in my college psych classes we always used that symbol in our notes, because it was so much faster than writing out "psychology" XD)
(isn't the First Guardian supposed to be Lord English's herald, though? or are those unrelated jobs...?)
Thinking about it - we don't know. Bec was obviously not a Demonherald. First Guardians are obviously always important paradox factors in the game, but Bec played a completely different role than Scratch, and the one who played the most similar role to Scratch in the kids' universe was none other than Betty Crocker. So...
she's traveling at near the speed of light, Scratch said, so time dilation kicks in and only a bit of time will pass for her.
Do you really think the laws of physics are going to apply? I mean, they could, but I wouldn't be surprised if they don't. ^^;
In any case, she lived for thousands of sweeps before that, she I'd say "effectively immortal" is still true!
Hmmm, the question is, does Betty Crocker become the kids' universe Scratch? Or will she be working for the troll-verse's Scratch? Which is maybe beyond his usual purview...?
(but then...the horrorterrors have been worried about what's going on, and why would they care about one universe summoning Lord English? If Scratch is playing a bigger game...)
(...randomly, Betty Crocker? coincidence? Probably, but with HS you can never be sure???)
I think the laws of physics don't have to apply, but considering the near the speed of light thing is specifically stated, I'm guessing it might? Not that it matters much anyway, because yeah, I also believe in the "effectively immortal" thing - but it means the Condesce's anger will still be fresh, rather than centuries old...
Betty Crocker is already in the kids' universe, and she's not human, so she pretty much has to have come from somewhere else, wouldn't she? And it would not surprise me if Scratch is playing a bigger game than he's been letting on. I think he plays all the games. ALL OF THEM.
But Scratch is also going on about an "employment" for the not!Aradia girl...?
BEtty Crocker. HUH. WHUT?? Insanity I tell you!!
but it means the Condesce's anger will still be fresh, rather than centuries old...
In the other hand, if it's centuries old, it would mean she just spent centuries being the only troll in the universe. If she wasn't insane before, she'd be now. o_O
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I was kind of. Surprised. (Business as usual, in other words.)
I also laughed my head off at the alt text of You stop clogging up my story with your troll fanfiction this instaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. TROLL FANFICTION. XDDD
AH is mad. MAD. <333
And there's Authorsplodin' afoot! What will this bring? What does Scratch want with the Aradia girl?! Where did she come from, and when? If the Empress is still alive now, and Aradia is on her ship and. UM. Whghjhg WHAT?!
...and what will this mean for our trolls? Is trolldom less screwed than it was? Or are they just more screwed? I DON'T EVEN KNOW - she goes to Earth and becomes the Batterwitch?
I need a Homestuck icon! :D
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I don't think not!Aradia is on the ship now - she's in Scratch's mansion! Scratch just teleported her to the ship for a moment there. To torment her and confuse us.
I wonder... if she's Aradia's Ancestor, I used to think that that would mean she was picked out of time at some point long ago. But given that Ancestors and Heroes can exist at the same time, I guess it's not even impossible that she's actually a contemporary. What if both Aradia grubs landed at about the same time?? Although I still kind of wonder if she's not the v1 Aradia Hero (1Hf!).
I don't think it's possible from trolldom to be any more screwed than it is! Humanity on the other hand... The humans are about to scratch their game, and doing that might allow a Demonherald (and the demon) to enter their universe. Except the Batterwitch is already there, but then again, me and xparrot suspect that the human game was already ( ... )
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(isn't the First Guardian supposed to be Lord English's herald, though? or are those unrelated jobs...?)
Well, right now (Scratch's now, I mean) she would be alive even if she weren't immortal; she's traveling at near the speed of light, Scratch said, so time dilation kicks in and only a bit of time will pass for her. (though that brings up an interesting thing, that the Vast Glub was instantaneous around the universe...)
And Sollux hearing the Psiionic, yes, also of course! (I also XDXDXDX at the Psiionic's name using the letter "psi" - back in my college psych classes we always used that symbol in our notes, because it was so much faster than writing out "psychology" XD)
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Thinking about it - we don't know. Bec was obviously not a Demonherald. First Guardians are obviously always important paradox factors in the game, but Bec played a completely different role than Scratch, and the one who played the most similar role to Scratch in the kids' universe was none other than Betty Crocker. So...
she's traveling at near the speed of light, Scratch said, so time dilation kicks in and only a bit of time will pass for her.
Do you really think the laws of physics are going to apply? I mean, they could, but I wouldn't be surprised if they don't. ^^;
In any case, she lived for thousands of sweeps before that, she I'd say "effectively immortal" is still true!
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(but then...the horrorterrors have been worried about what's going on, and why would they care about one universe summoning Lord English? If Scratch is playing a bigger game...)
(...randomly, Betty Crocker? coincidence? Probably, but with HS you can never be sure???)
I think the laws of physics don't have to apply, but considering the near the speed of light thing is specifically stated, I'm guessing it might? Not that it matters much anyway, because yeah, I also believe in the "effectively immortal" thing - but it means the Condesce's anger will still be fresh, rather than centuries old...
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But Scratch is also going on about an "employment" for the not!Aradia girl...?
BEtty Crocker. HUH. WHUT?? Insanity I tell you!!
but it means the Condesce's anger will still be fresh, rather than centuries old...
In the other hand, if it's centuries old, it would mean she just spent centuries being the only troll in the universe. If she wasn't insane before, she'd be now. o_O
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