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If you're eating a banana, pinch the non-stem end to open it and it's a lot easier to peel and eat. There aren't as many 'strings,' and you're less likely to bruise the top of the edible part.

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Until you HAVE to shut up for an hour for a tooth treatment thingy.

I am about to boil over and go full-on Rocky at everyone. "Ooo! Uuut uh! Ooo! Oooahp eeeeaungh ooor esseahh! Ooo! Eeeave uh ohhg ah-oohn! Aah ammught, I ahve a EEADAAKHE! Aaaaahyriuuuunnnn!"

Well, it's not, actually, the actual performing, I love to pieces. Sweaty, foot-killing pieces ( Read more... )

Part of me loves using the crockpot- just throw stuff in there in the morning and bam! Delicious dinner in the afternoon.

Then I go out of the house for a second and come back in. And realize I'm suddenly overwhelmingly hungry and everything smells delicious. I could eat my couch right now.

I finally found a brand of jeans that actually fits! Old Navy's "Flirt' jeans. YAAAAAAAY

Thanks to the carefully mapped out lines of light sensors, walking up to my porch gets you accosted by a cheeky pirate skull, snivelled at by a brain who then growls at you, a haunted mirror shows you Death, and Leroy, my trusty skull in a platter, may advise you not to trust me, or sing a snatch of "I Aint Got No Body," before you make it to the ( Read more... )

My son is playing with Legos in his room, and he's not particularly quiet about it.. One Lego knight just defeated another Lego knight, and celebrated with the mighty battle cry of, "HOORAY FOR ZOIDBERG!"

Everybody gets 3 pirate ships ( Read more... )

So I'm watching the interview between O'Really (whoops! Spelling error!) and Stewart ( Read more... )