"I'm holy and virginal, piss off." - Nicky

[shaz_lewis]

I'm really in need of an update, a first update come to think of it and I'm not in the mood for it, ain't that a bitch

Comments

[m_blatt]

Porn, shagging and Zender's knickers, you have some weird conversations, Tricia. Some bloody weird conversations, who on earth would even think about a shag on a computer desk, haven't they heard of loose space bars? Haha, Stu's gonna have a right fit.

[shaz_lewis]

Yeah I know! My conversations are FUNKY and that stands for the weird funky and the coo' funky.

Funky conversations are my speciality.

[m_blatt]

When you say coo I always class that with the pigeons, which makes me remember trafalgar, which also makes me remember the time you did a Lilt lady dance there.

That's right, because you are funky. Or something. ;)

[shaz_lewis]

The Lilt Ladies are coo' (that was for you), but not as coo' (and that) as me.

I am funky mate, funkier thank you. ;-*

[rob_williams]

I'm masculine enough to recognise that I'm lovely. More lovely than Mark Owen any day.

[shaz_lewis]

You're man enough to be showin' me that white arse of yours again, you could have at least had the decency to turn around and give me a smile or a dirty flash... moon the dolphins man!

[rob_williams]

I'm only flashing one person these days. Someone should tell the dolphins to ask Liam Gallagher. I hear he's easy. ;)

[shaz_lewis]

Aww come on, ol' Gaz there wouldn't mind a little flash for me! I'm a deprived woman, jesus, look... I almost requested a Robbie flash. Man, I need therapy!

Gallagher? Yeah right, Nic would kick my J-lo bum to china town. So I'll wait until she's not around ;)

[liam__gallagher]

Nicole is a grand thing to write about. A muse for all.

You should stop showin' me your tits.

[shaz_lewis]

She is, even if she doesn't obey my rules.

You should close your eyes if you don't like them.

[victoriabeckham]

That's a pretty long first entry. Welcome, lovely.

[shaz_lewis]

Even if it was one big long ramble about Nicole for reasons I don't know. Cheers Victoria!

[keira_knightley]

Hello Shaz. Thanks for sliding that in there, it's lovely to be a little part of an entry almost entirely about Nicole Appleton. :-*

I enjoyed reading this and am quite glad you're here.

[shaz_lewis]

I know, I don't know why she got to take up the whole thing, maybe you'll get to take up a whole entry one day too? :-*

It's great to see you again Keira! We'll have to do something soon!