I'm a cheater

[shazam_wow]

Mary has hit 1000! Granted, the last ~200 or so comments were Ned, but she had her fair bit!

I want to do a relationship meme but SPOILERS: MARY LIKES YOU. So instead I'll make one up for her.

Comment here and you'll get a campy phrase of what Mary thinks of your character. Or maybe a song. OR SOMETHING SHE FEELS LIKE DESCRIBES YOU

Comments

[pomgrenadier]

If she has anything for Shinkurou and/or China?! |D

[shazam_wow]

Shinkurou gets a song:

Hey there mister blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Ev'rybody smiles at you

Haha, so really this means that she really likes him! He was very kind to her.

China gets IDK something. I think "goodness gracious". She doesn't know quite what to make of him, judging her but then offering to make her food. So she just has to say "goodness gracious, that's a bit odd".

[head_overheels]

... Ty Lee and/or Stacy. Oh god.

[shazam_wow]

Sorry, this is long enough that it could be for both of them:

Oh! I really think you're swell.
Uh huh! We really ring the bell.
Oo wee! And if you stick with me
Nothing could be greater, say hey, alligator.

Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah.
Two is twice as nice as one.
Let's get together, right away.
We'll be having twice the fun.
And you can always count on me.
A gruesome twosome we will be.
Together, yeah yeah yeah.

HI GUYS BE MY FRIENDS :D

[iseeyouflaming]

};Db

[shazam_wow]

This is what I thought of:

Wooo hooo witchy woman, see how
High she flies
Woo hoo witchy woman she got
The moon in her eye
She held me spellbound in the night
Dancing shadows and firelight
Crazy laughter in another
Room and she drove herself to madness
With a silver spoon

BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT MARY THINKS. I think it's more along the lines of "Oh my! I didn't know people could do such horrible things! Thank you for being a good citizen and a patriot, Jet."

[mostly_armless]

Love Me :D

[shazam_wow]

Oh, for HEAVEN'S sakes!

...That is really all I've got. She can't go much stronger than that. MAYBE SHE'LL STAMP HER FOOT.

[godsmightyspear]

I need to jump her again. :( CHEERY TOPPY PEOPLE ALWAYS A++.

[shazam_wow]

Gray skies are gonna clear up,
Put on a happy face;
Brush off the clouds and cheer up,
Put on a happy face.
Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy,
It's not your style;
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
Ya' decide to smile!
Pick out a pleasant outlook,
Stick out that noble chin;
Wipe off that "full of doubt" look,
Slap on a happy grin!
And spread sunshine all over the place,
Just put on a happy face!
Put on a happy face
Put on a happy face
And if you're feeling cross and bitterish
Don't sit and whine
Think of banana split and licorice
And you'll feel fine
I knew a girl so glooming
She'd never laugh or sing
She wouldn't listen to me
Now she's a mean old thing
So spread sunshine all over the place
Just put on a happy face
So, put on a happy face

Youtube link, for the glory of this answer.