I have no hands.... so I can't type....arrrrrrrrgh now you know i'm lying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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We tried everything. We tried bribing the bouncers, we tried a security ridden side door, and we even tried drawing our own fake stamps on our hands just to gain entry to this special night. But the LSE bouncers were having none of it. We did manage to find a weak link in the form of one bouncer who was just about to be swayed by a few crisp notes ( Read more... )

I want a girl that look good, cook good ( Read more... )

I guess it’s time to start writing again. It’s been literally months now, which is a slightly brainless for an aspiring writer ( Read more... )

"One day at a time - this is enough.
Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone.
And do not be troubled about the future, for it is yet to come.
Live in the present and make it so beautiful
That it will be worth remembering."

I’ve stopped writing. I don’t know why? Can’t explain it really.

In fact I’m struggling to explain quite a lot at the moment. Christmas has come and gone quicker than a P51 fighter plane. All I’m left with is a feeling of lethargy and regret.

I’m a c**t, in the nicest sense of the word.

Geezer

About two weeks ago I was in Dalston visiting the boys. Dan C mentioned that my friends had all been discussing how much I have changed in the last couple of months, and how much of a nicer person I have become. I was so touched that my friends would notice the difference in me already, so boys… thank you ( Read more... )

I’m a bad bad person ( Read more... )

Saturday, and with football cancelled it left me time to watch Liverpool play, and ultimately destroy Wigan. Nice. Didn’t do much really. I got up about 10 - watched football, went round and saw Matt and Steve, plus others, then I slept from about 6 o clock until about midnight. Came back down to theirs till about 2:30 and then slept through till ( Read more... )