brittany i have some important looking mail for you..i think its your tax guide and stuff. i dont have your number but im sure you have mine because it used to sort of be yours too...

holy fuck...sums up the weekend ( Read more... )

im going to take a bath soon and im very excited...dont take a bath in several days and you really look forward to them. plus they feel sooo good. gross but true ( Read more... )

we need a roomate pronto. anyone interested would be cool feel free to point someone else in my direction too.

i dont know why the fuck i even bother with this thing anymore...boredom i guess ( Read more... )

FUCK! i've had a piece of fuzz or something stuck in my fucking throat ALL DAY. i've tried everything..drinking excessive amounts of water, eating half chewed pointy food, chewing ice and puking. its fucking gross. it kind of makes its way up and gags me whenever the fuck it wants. i gagged in some lady's ear on the phone today. she was real fuckin ( Read more... )

my post-birthday show @ the albert

the ruffnecks
quagmire
detentions
the disappointers
$5

i'll be there around 10 and if you're smart you will be too.

i changed my mind..this birthday's gonna rule. even if it sucks im gonna be so shitfaced i wont even notice!

its my birthday on sunday...my 20th on the 20th golden or champagne or whatever. i have a feeling its really gonna fucking blow because it's supposed to be a good one but i just dont have that feeling. i dont even know what the fuck im gonna end up doing. i think im enjoying christmas shopping more than looking forward to my birthday. not the ( Read more... )

dingo looks magical in a cape...

i have the bestest idea for my christmas tree and it involves a lot of halloween decorations that will be on sale in one week. jesus would be proud.