i cant wait to take babies tomorrow...i mean, pictures...

[she_cracked]

so uh. i went to a baby convention today to take pictures for my class, and i saw my first baby derby. also, i managed not to crack one dead baby joke the whole day, something you should be proud of me for

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[ohohradioradio]

baby derbies?

i watched an HBO special this morning about parents that put their children into beauty pagents at like.. 18 months old and up.. i dont like kids either.

[she_cracked]

oh yes baby derbies. ed and i decided there needs to be baby demolition derbies, but we'd have to go to third world countries or new jersey proms to find discarded babies no one wants. you know someone would pay to see this.
fuck babies. give me a kitten anyday.

[coweatman]

abbie! i have a birthday party tuesday at newton danielle's place in jp! go! 130something paul gore st, apartment 2

[she_cracked]

word. i might have to go to provi for band practice, but i dont know. so if i'm not there don't be upset and know i wish you the happiest of b-days. xoxox

[so_alive]

duuude, i get called kelly all the time and you look WAY more like her than i do. i don't get it.

anyway i won't be here when she plays next time, i'm so pissed. give her kisses for me!!

xox

[she_cracked]

i'll def. do that for you.

you know...SHE looks like ME. thats right.
ha.
xoxo

[ex_12am791]

you could marry a canadian

[she_cracked]

fuck canadia

[volemaster]

A day without dead baby jokes is a day without sunshine =/

[she_cracked]

fact.
you'd know better than almost anyone i prefer my humor as crass, dark, and offensive as possible.
madhek enjamouth?