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[she_is_a_liar]

girls across the world mourn, for today evan has procured (tentatively) himself a new long-distance girlfriend, one that makes you all look like useless whores. well, you kind of make yourselves look like that without any outside help, but let's not split hairs here.

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[faltering_lass]

fyi: you're not god's gift to women. as much as you'd fancy to think that you are, you're just simply not.
now why dont you step down off your high horse and come back to reality, bud