jared and i got drunk at 1pm for no fucking reason yesterday. started off with a nice pint at the alehouse, walked to vallejo's for the best margaritas in town (i swear i could become a regular there), headed back to the mall for some crazy hand grenades and another margarita. holy fuck.

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yesterday, April 1st:

*turned 21, drank a good amount of alcohol

*saw sin city, never more proud to drop ten dollars on a movie

*enjoyed the carnal pleasures conventional society seeks to deny from us

*talked to a hotshot young LA producer

*went to sleep

fuck mexico and fuck animals. vegans are fucking pussies.

you just got pwned

I HAVE A GIANT FUCKING SMIRK ON MY FACE!!!

jesus....

... seriously.

jesus.

i can see so clearly now. the whole time god wanted me not to care about anything or anyone. apathy: the ultimate in relaxation!!!

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