I am bored and frivolous.
frosty_pink has the best ideas. Instead of making up, say a fantasy football league, she made a fantasy boyfriend league. Here is my imaginary harem.
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Didz Hammond of Dirty Pretty Things (duh)
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/rocketships/kasabian/37.jpg)
Serge Pizzorno of Kasabian (double duh. He's on the left.)
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/rocketships/dirty%20pretty%20things/lindeberg3.jpg)
Carl Barat of Dirty Pretty Things (triple duh)
Zane Lowe from
Radio 1- also, the dude at Club Foot the other week who was like the slightly bike punk version of him. Jesus H, listen to me.
Sam Prekop from the Sea and Cake. He doesn't have to do it with me, he just has to write lots and lots of pretty songs about me. And a couple of paintings.
Gary Jarman of the Cribs
Paul Simonon of the Clash, circa 1979-1981.
Jacques Dutronc back in the day
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/rocketships/kaiser%20chiefs/musikexpr092005eph4yc1.jpg)
Ricky Wilson of Kaiser Chiefs, AKA Nicest Band Guy In the Universe
The guy I used to see in the elevator all the time before we changed floors
In a perfect world, they would be fetching me vodka lemonade and cigarettes, fanning me with palm fronds and fulfilling my every whim. You know how I roll.
And you?